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Forewarned is Forearmed

roastytoasty

on Feb. 12, 2010

It’s one day till Valentines Day which means it’s time for last minute preparations! I’ve carved some pumpkin hearts and left them on my doorstep, I’ve hung fishnet stockings over the fireplace and I’ve decked the halls with Lynx body spray pour homme.

Tomorrow, I will open all the windows, unlock the front door, put on some Barry White and lie seductively in the bedroom covered only in body chocolate and rose petals (like a very sexy chicken).

This classic lure is known in fishing circles as “the night of desirable objects” which is exactly what I’m anticipating. My only concern is that my flatmate will get home early and see me in all my festive glory (that would make it three Valentines Days in a row and I don’t want him thinking I’m easy).

dave