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Bean Counter Revolutionaries

roastytoasty

on Feb. 18, 2010

Whenever I’m waiting for some muppet in front of me to finish off their transaction at the ATM, I like to think how much faster I am at withdrawing cash and try to feel better about myself for having an anticipated strategy before lining up.

I quietly promise myself that once I’m at the front of the line, I’ll give the people behind me a little treat and show them how quickly a withdrawal can be done. I like to think that the dilly dallier walks off but turns to marvel at the steadily shortening queue and feels a deep sense of shame.

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