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Massage in a Bottle

roastytoasty

on Feb. 21, 2010

It’s true that there is something very sensual about a good head massage. I think that’s the main reason why I keep my hair regularly maintained. It’s sort of like going to see a prostitute that only goes to 1st base, but what a base nonetheless!

The problem I have is that every time, just as my sexual chakra’s are about to align and my hair has been rinsed, the hairdresser rubs my hair vigorously with a towel. This always reminds me of something my grandmother used to do when we were kids getting out of the bath. sexy…sexy…grandma. Not an ideal combination, but perhaps this is why hairdressers do it; because it works like a cold shower and is a whole lot easier than complimentary happy endings.

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