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Party Pooper

roastytoasty

on Feb. 28, 2010

I heard a story a while ago about two brothers at a party. As I recall, one of them had burst in on a poor fellow on the toilet and had run out in stitches, laughing and telling everybody that this fellow had been caught sitting on the ‘girl’s seat’. People looked at him blankly, having no idea what he was talking about until he told his brother who also broke out into a fit of hysterics.

It turned out that these poor boys had by twenty years never been given a definitive guide to going to the toilet and had for all time sat precariously on the bowl itself (in the most manly way possible). How tremendously embarrassing…with no sufficient media coverage or pamphlets or educational awareness available, how were they to know any better? How can you even be sure you’re going to the toilet correctly?

dave