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roastytoasty

on March 3, 2010

I used to work in hospitality and let me tell you it was far from hospitable. My job was to spend my evenings wandering around a club picking up dirty glasses. As you can imagine, I spent a heck of a lot of that time imagining my way out of there. Since perception is reality, I tried changing the workload into a more Nintendo based process.

I thought that the time might progress a little faster if it wasn’t for the fact the glasses became gold coins for me to collect and my supervisor became a koopa trooper (the object being to avoid him at all times). The nintendo technique got me through some particularly rough shifts until one double shift (whilst going for the high score) I mistook a group of old bingo ladies for a boss battle.

dave