therealtj's profile
therealtj
Member since March 15, 2007
About
You seem to have stumbled upon my profile page. Worry not, for this is far from rare. You may be wondering to yourself "Who is this TJ who is oh so real?"
Well that is the precise question this very page was designed to answer!
Coolest person ever? I think so.
Sacrifices are divided in two catagories: All your worldly possesions to my right, and first born children to my left. Lets keep it organized folks.
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But for serious, I'm just an all around swell guy. I enjoy drawing comics and writing. In all honesty, I'm not exactly the best artist, as two seconds reading my comics will prove. However, one might find themselves quite pleased with the writing of these comics if you can forgive the poor art. I also try to post on the forum somewhat frequently, but I don't always keep up with it.
Now, on to my comics!
-red si teh bestest comc evar Updates whenever.
-Bounty was a sprite comic I used to write. I think it's okay, by sprite comic standard. Pretty much abandoned.
-TRAOTJ used to be pretty much everything else I drew. Don't get your hopes up.
-Purple Ninja was my civil war comic, back when that was going on. Abandoned.
-SMB3TSW was my failed attempt at a mario sprite comic. Done before it even started.
-Frink and Dinny is a totally original comic, not stolen in way. Updates as much as the original.
-Three Way Comics was a community project I started up, but died after three pages. It was revived by BlkKnight, but that one seems to have died as well.
-Mr Doodle was my first serious attempt at a real comic. I may revisit it some day.
-Awesome I pretty much challenged myself to make 1 comic a day for 100 days. If you haven't read it yet, it may be worth a read. (First) Finished!
-ME Ventures is my autobiography. I do intend to update it someday. Waiting on inspiration.
-A Hard Boiled Detective is pretty much my best comic. It's a choose your own adventure in comic form, where you take control of the greatest detective in the whole dang town! Far from over!
-Awesome Hi-5 is the sequel to AWESOME! It is better then the original. Updating NOW! Daily!
Also, just because I haven't added you as a friend/top friend/suggested comic isn't because I don't like it, It's more because I'm lazy :3
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I'd probably make a joke about how I just wasted a long period of your life, but I think you'll find it was quite worthwhile.
Comics by therealtj
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A Hard Boiled Detective
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 63 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Drunk Duck's first real choose your own adventure! Oh, and there's this detective. So, yeah. Whatever floats your boat.
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AWES0ME
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 102 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
One update a day for one hundred days. wHaT cOuLd PoSsIbLy HaPpEn?
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Awesome Adventure Edition
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 5 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
The most Awesome comic on DrunkDuck is back, and still updating everyday, but this time YOU call the shots!
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AWESOME HIGH FIVE EDITION
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 123 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
This comic is so grease monkey
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Bounty
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 149 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
The random adventures of Samus Aran the bounty hunter.
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Frink and Dinny
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 6 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Not stolen in anyway
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ME ventures
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 2 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Mememememe
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Mr Doodle
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 23 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
The adventures of a random doodle.
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red
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 27 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
i hop u lyk it!!!!!11!
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Super Mario Bros 3 the Sprite Webcomic
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 4 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
SMB3SWC for short.
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The purple ninja
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 22 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
A DD civil war event.
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the random archives of TJ
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 118 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Want some randomnes in life? Check these out. The thing about it is, some you'll love, some you'll hate, some will make you wish you could reverse time to prevent yourself from viewing it. Yeah, whatever.
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Three Way Comics
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 3 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
A comunity project.
Comics assisted by therealtj
No comics.
Comics recommended by therealtj
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8 Bit Dreams
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 8 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
The life of a video game Sprite is hard. You're expendable and forgettable. What happens when these Sprites decide their lives are more than just scrap goats for some higher power? An adventure unlike anything you've ever seen!
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Applied Living
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Real Life
- Volume:
- 63 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
Intellectual humor and solid art sprinkled with a little bit of Calvin and Hobbes. John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes, that is.
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Bird and Worm
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 436 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 3 likes
An inquisitive worm makes friends with the bird who was going to eat him. Sarcasm ensues. A Platinum Studios comic!
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CorruptHardware
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 149 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
Join Bit, Eli, Prob, and Ittybit in wacky crazy robot adventures of crazy wacky adventurous robots that are wacky and crazy adventurers.
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Dax and Deo
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 14 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
All your Pop-Tarts are belong to us.
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FantastiTeam
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Superhero
- Volume:
- 380 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 3 likes
If you like your super-heroes will a super-sized order of french-fried funny, then FantastiTeam is the comic for you. If, on the other hand, you like well-plotted, well-drawn comics that seek to advance the medium... Sorry.
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Frank and Vinny
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 173 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 2 likes
Comic about two dudes. It's dead now though, and it's very unlikely to ever make another appearance.
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Guy in a Dinosaur Costume
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 21 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
This comic revolves around our dinosaur costume wearing hero as he goes through the most amazing adventure anyone has ever seen. Join him and his crew in his quest for stuff! Current storyline: Lengthy parody of The Odyssey (by Homer)
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Happy Valley
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 30 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Welcome to Happy Valley, the most depressing place on earth. Happy Valley is a sit-comic based around Miles and Oscar, and their collection of supporting aquaintences expect the unexpected, or if you expect it, then just expect...stuff
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HaTs
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 49 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
De best comic in het world. can u think of a better comic go on fink of 1. i give u 2 secon time up u didnt think of betr one u lose give me your wallet
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Last Place Comics
- Rated:
- Mature
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 1 pages
- Updated:
- April 26, 2020
- Popularity:
- 36 likes
A Drunk Duck featured comic and winner of the Drunk Duck Awards for Best Humor Scenes and Most Deliciously Offensive. Plus the artist is an Adonis of a man. Handsome, charismatic, suave. He saved my mom's life once! All in all, this is one awesome guy.
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MS Pain
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 178 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
A collection of MS paint stuff from all who care.
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Nintendo randomness
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 191 pages
- Updated:
- July 7, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
The randomness from Nintendo games is shown in this one-liner comic. Many Nintendo games are shown, Mario, Zelda, Kirby, Warioware, and other awesome games made by Nintendo. There will not be licensed nintendo games in the comic. Enjoy the randomess
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Pixel Plumbers
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Noir
- Volume:
- 207 pages
- Updated:
- July 22, 2011
- Popularity:
- 12 likes
The story of two fellows who are destined to blow up the ocean or die trying.
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Shiny Things
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Abstract
- Volume:
- 112 pages
- Updated:
- June 18, 2012
- Popularity:
- 13 likes
Because it sparkles so brilliantly. Comics by Keegan Basset Updates Monday
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Stick Figure Comics
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Abstract
- Volume:
- 351 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Stick Figures do things. Brevity.
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The Adventure of Eggy and Bacon
- Rated:
- Everyone
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 77 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 1 likes
Tune in weekly for breakfast bonanza! Eggy and Bacon are roomates that go no crazy adventures......ummm yeah. That's all.
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The Sok Comic
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 120 pages
- Updated:
- July 6, 2011
- Popularity:
- 0 likes
Life with Mindy and Frog with other random stuff.
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Unfunny comics
- Rated:
- Teen
- Genre:
- Fantasy
- Volume:
- 337 pages
- Updated:
- Dec. 20, 2012
- Popularity:
- 2 likes
Unfunny comics - comics guaranteed not to get a rise out of you at all! Notable for MS-Paint stick figures and courier new!
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