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crocty

member since August 08, 2007

About

Hey, you wanna feel old? I'm 23 now.
NEW WEBCOMIC DRAWN BY ME IS NOT COMING SOON. I tell myself I'm gonna make one every year but it never works out, so this time I'm not even gonna pretened! But seriously, I am totally planning one and I hope this site improves by the time I get around to it. That way I can host it on this site instead of some unfamiliar site full of working forums and people I've never heard of.
I'm not really on Drunkduck anymore as of late. If this saddens you, I sometimes go to Tumblr and Twitter. Have fun stalking me or whatever weird shit you want to get up to.
Read Problem Sleuth if you know what my avatar is. Furthermore if you know what my avatar is, I think Homestuck is terrible now but I refuse to change my avatar. You can all view it and talk about me behind my back “hey that's the shithead who used to read that webcomic for 13 year old girls what a loser.”
Also I spell pretened how I want, dammit.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Shota (lol)
This summary of my life is old as shit. I keep updating it every now and then though. I've had it for 7 years now. I've changed the top half 5 times and the bottom half 6 times.
I'm now 21 years old and I now live in England. I always lived in England though you nitwit. GOD I'M SO AWESOME. Now I'm out of art college. My previous prediction of “TIME TO DRAW NAKED FAT CHICKS” was incorrect because my school lacked the funding to hire naked fat chicks to draw. FINISHED FIRST YEAR OF UNI as I'd fail an Illustration course though. The only way to fail at art school is to be so stupid you think going to art school is a good idea. DREW SOME NAKED FAT CHICKS AT UNI THOUGH FINALLY.
I'm striving to become an illustrator of sorts. Or maybe I can make a living publishing a webcomic on the internet. Yes, I will invest all my time doing that and I know it'll work out perfectly. Perfect.
Hm. That's all that's important.
Bear with a shotgun.

His name is Hamilcar.

Comics By crocty

Fanart and Vinny

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Fantasy |
47 pages |
last: July 6 2011 |
1 like

Fanart I got for Frank and Vinny

Frank and Vinny

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Fantasy |
173 pages |
last: July 7 2011 |
1 like

Comic about two dudes. It's dead now though, and it's very unlikely to ever make another appearance.

HaTs

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Fantasy |
49 pages |
last: July 6 2011 |
1 like

De best comic in het world. can u think of a better comic go on fink of 1. i give u 2 secon time up u didnt think of betr one u lose give me your wallet

My No 1 comic a DD comunity project

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Fantasy |
68 pages |
last: July 7 2011 |
1 like

My No 1 comic is a DD comunity comic, you basically send in your favourite page from your comic and I'll display it on the comic. In the message you send me, you should include the image URL, along with the comic URL,and why you like it so much. I'm not really doing this any more, but if you want to send me a submission I could probably get around to it eventually...

Portal Shark the RETURN

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Real Life |
1 page |
last: Aug. 19 2016 |
0 likes

Portal Shark.

Comics Assisted By crocty

Mr Doodle

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Fantasy |
23 pages |
last: July 7 2011 |
1 like

The adventures of a random doodle.

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