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April 29, 2010 - random roborotica

jca3d

on April 29, 2010

I don't do well in the typical male "dayam, son! I'd like to get me some-a THAT!" (or even a more cavalier version of such sentiments). So when someone tries to engage me in those things I revert to an awkward mess of "oh, how about that! Neat-o…" So since she sent me that, I sent her Chester 5000 XYV.

Long story short, I have no "swagger," as Facebrooks would say. Maybe I should fix that… be more suave. Not like the shampoo though. I'm not a proper means of scalp cleansing, so don't try (trust me; it'll be weird).