xHelp Wanted

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Section 1 Chapter 1

Miss Envy

on May 7, 2007

HELLO. and welcome to Help Wanted.

*long explanation time*

First off, I would like to note that this comic is supposed to be called Help Wanted, not xHelp Wanted. Its just that SOME GENIUS thought of the name before I.

So, I am known as Miss Envy [because you can't pronounce mah real name ;D]. And I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW. I do words. Only words. So what does this mean?

"GOSH GOLLY MISS ENVY, DOES THAT MEAN THAT SOMEONE ELSE DRAWS THE COMIC?"

Right you are miscellaneous voice. That person would like to be known as DarkChibiShadow. She does the magnificent art for Help Wanted, while I fill the bubbles with words :D WE R TEEM

So please enjoy this manga/comic/thing. Pages will be slow, because we are lazy. End of story. As of now we will *hopefully* update once a week. If there isn't a page in that amount of time, I forgot. D: But I love HW and I will remember sooner or later.

Thanks for reading my gook. Oh wait wait, I have more gook.

This title page doesn't give much away, other than a pet store needs somebody to work there. Hmm…bunnies, water bottles on sale, and a bird butt. Can't you just feel the suspense?!?!