Blue Milk Special

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Crabby Vader

rhannah

on April 14, 2009

Everyday Darth Vader gets out of bed, showers, gets dressed and goes to work. He has severe asthma, blue skin, and 90% of his body is robotic. He has to walk around with a respirator all day. But every workplace has at least one completely incompetent fool who should never have been hired in the first place. You know the sort. You probably deal with one or two every day. They're friends with the boss, or a relative and you can't do anything about it. Is it any surprise Vader gets so crabby in the movies?