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Page 325: Target Rich Environment

El Cid

on June 7, 2012

 

 
I apologize for today's crappy animation, but with all the talk about stick porn over at Lite Bites lately, it had to be done. Blame Genejoke. I do.
 
And I'll bet you're wondering just how is it possible for two dimensional stick people to have intercourse. Where does his stick penis go? Well, as it turns out, stick vaginas are a gateway to the third dimension. Ever noticed how in movies whenever someone travels through a space portal, it looks like the inside of a pig's intestine? Nope! Stick vagina!
 

 
This was originally supposed to be two pages, but I condensed it to help make my self-imposed deadline. In the original, after shooting Otis, Carmen transforms from Dolly Parton into a Native American squaw and then scalps him. Cool scene, but had to make some painful cuts.
 
I originally meant to have this posted yesterday but, well, I just got lazy. So that means I may end up (gulp) posting another page over the weekend. Not sure. The next page is kinda lame anyway. And don't worry, we're not quite done with Otis yet. We'll be coming back to him in a couple of pages. 'Til next time, see ya!