Ah friends. A friendship can be both an incredibly rewarding experience and a big fucking hassle much like getting a blowjob from a midget hooker you met at the greyhound station at three in the morning while waiting for your ride to NYC.
To make a long story short… Craig, I know we've been super tight best bros since forever and I said if you ever needed help just call on me and I'll be there but I gotta draw the line at donating BONE MARROW. Sorry brah. And if you can't get a hold of me it's because I'll be out of town for a con or trade show. And I'm having my number changed. ATT am I right? Heh.
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