They say marriage changes everything. That's true you know. No more fun, hitting the SOCK* every night, kids weighing you down like cement shoes weighing down some poor schlub who crossed the mob, and apparently for Craig getting married made his blood cell count drop like a rock. Heh.
Seriously though. Sucks to be you dude but stop calling me. And reign in that wife of yours. Bitch needs to chill out.
*Same Old Cooze 'Kay? That's right it's a new Bhonnerism on the showroom floor and it's ready to roll. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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