Hey Kurtz, you see this? It's the world's smallest violin!* But don't try to play it yourself or else it will get smashed to atoms between your enormous SlimFast stained fingers. Seriously though, how can anybody get so worked up over a dumb beast who spends all his time with his tongue lolling out of his mouth humping things?
*If you do this IRL be sure to rub your thumb and index fingers together and hum some violin shit while doing it. This completes the illusion and your burn is perfected.
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