Smug I Could Do

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on April 24, 2009

This one is for you guys out there. You ladies go take a powder and fix your hair or clean your snootch or whatever it is you do in the b-room at the Olive Garden while I'm sitting at the table waiting for you to come back and watching my bottomless bowl of minestrone go stone fucking cold and filling up on bread.*

This strip is packed with serious mack daddy hoochie wrangling shit so pay attention. I know guys who charge serious bank for this info and I'm giving it to you for free because that's what REAL MEN ™ do. We give a bro a leg up on the chix and we do it without dressing up like a transvestite stage magician on Halloween.


*Real classy there Brandie skulking out the back door like the fucking man from UNCLE. You owe me 7.95 for your half of the dinner and a couple of bucks for the tip.