Smug I Could Do

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9 to 5? More like 69 to HIGH FIVE!

webcomics heh

on April 28, 2009

Ok ok ok ok. I can hear the feeble bleats of protest from across the web already so first things first. Fable aint gay. Aw hells naw. You see you're only gay if you're dishing it out, not if you're on the receiving end. I own the OZ box set so I know what I'm talking about.

Second things secondly. Women use their sexy bits to get what they want all the time. Remember when Anita Hill came on to Clarence Thomas so she could become a member of the Supreme Court? Why can't a bro use that same tactic to his advantage? Fable is someone who is so secure in his sexuality that he could suck off like a hundred guys and at the end of the day still crave some of that sweet vah-jay-jay-abrams. So maybe you're the one committing the hate crime. A crime against penile/scrotal liaisons of convenience in the work place. Oh what's that? I just blew your mind with my verbal minefield of complicated moral ambiguities? Well aint that something.

And also… YOU'RE WELCOME.