Smug I Could Do

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Fablejug? WTF!?!??

webcomics heh

on April 27, 2009

So there I was just chilling out in my abrode* the other night. I was netflixing my ass off and I got some Mickey D's** because I was burging*** something fierce. After I finished working my way through my to-watch stack**** I nodded off and had this really effed up dream. Of course you don't have to be Sigmund Freud to know that that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and I don't need no goateed degree to know that this dream was telling me I've got an appetite for the boo-tay.

I'm still not sure what Jeff Goldblum was doing there. He's kind of a twee indy MacFag. Still he got to bang Gina Davis so I'll give him some props for that. Heh.


*Bhonnerism bitches. Abrode = A bro's abode.
**Mickey D's? More like Mickey DEEZ NUTZ.
***Seriously though, Big Macs are some good shit. I AM loving it.
****The Fly (the cool one, not the shitty B&W one), Ilsa, season one of Knight Rider, and the Porky's trilogy.