Smug I Could Do

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on May 16, 2009

First things first before some of you climb high atop that pedastal* and start sobbing PC tears of alleged racism. It's important that you know I am of noble Asian acestry.** For me to embrace this pejorative ethnophaulism is a way to reclaim a hold of my own positive identity.*** Kinda like when homos go out and gay it up. And I'm cool with that.

Second things second. That animooz shit weirds me out. It's all like big eyes and pointy fingers. I guess two bombs wasn't enough for that country, right?****



*IVORY pedastal. Ivory = whiter than white. Who's the racist now?
**2nd uncle on my dad's side married a Korean chick. She's good at Jumble and watches a lot of NCSI.
***Word up to my bro Hapajap. I fell ya brah.
****Hiroshimowned. Heh.