Smug I Could Do

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webcomics heh

on Sept. 22, 2009

Now I know what you're thinking and you're WRONG.* Booting old Luiz downstairs isn't cruel at all. He loves hanging around in my basement** and he's got a insatiable desire for Hot Pockets. Besides it's not like I can take him anywhere. The guy is like the brigadeer general of the bringdown army.

BTW, I know what else you're thinking and you're STILL WRONG. J-Bag isn't a typo… IT'S A BHONNERISM!*** A J-Bag (nee Jack-Bag) is a bag you spank your crank into. It could be like a ziplock baggie, or an old sock, or if you're extra fancy one of those Crown Royale pouches.





*This guy, two thumbs, GENIUS! Remember?
**Keep working hard buddy and I'll get you that Radon detection kit.
***Oh yeah. I'm back baby.