Smug I Could Do

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webcomics heh

on Oct. 20, 2009

Now I might be tempted to help a bro out and float some bum a buck into his little tin cup of misery if I knew he'd smarten up and buy a clue.* But more than likely the moment he gets that cash in hand I know he's going to do his best Jesse Owens impression and hotfoot it to the nearest crack dealer. Aw hells naw.

I busted my ass** to earn my money and it's already ear-marked for necesary expenses*** not hobo-meth-time. So next time you think about bumming some cash off of me you might just find I have a little something stuck in my throat, "ahem… F'COUGH!"**** Heh.




*Giving BJs in an alley so you can buy rocks. Great lifestyle choice there brah.
**I'm a PROFESSIONAL. That's why I get paid.
***Netflix and Smirnoff Ice for the win. Heh.
****Say this outloud. It's pretty lol brah. Double Heh.