- Reconnecting - Tombstonewalled - Grand Meridian - Eye See You - Saw Right Through Her - DOMAIN - VOID - Death Defying Romantic - Silver Cord and Red String - Ghostsplaining - Double Unlife - Tree For Two - Free Spirit - Apparitional Apparel - Ghost Date - Laid To Rest - Dead Tired - Walk Off Into The Moonlight - Toying With Minds - Keep Your Head In The Game - Going Underground - The Rivals - Multiple Choice - Playing Games - Epiphany - Don't mind if I do! - The Late Hero - Clingy Zombies - Tactless Retreat - Cord Cut - Bad Touch - Two-Faced - The Light - Double Team Zombie Beatdown - Soulless - Anby does not approve - Captured - Speaking ill of the Dead - Pinned Down - The wrong idea - Giving a Hoot - Anby Attack! - Shield Breaker - Protective Shield - Push comes to Shove - Tailed - Solid Objects - Temptations - Desperation - Violation! - Running into trouble - Rejected! - New Recruits - Hands-off approach - Quite Beside Himself (with anger!) - Possessive Boyfriend - Zombie Sneak - Ejected - Get your pitchforks! - Bitey goes on a Bus - Disciplinary action - Guilty Bystander - How dare he! - Bad Reaction - Feeeeelings! - Eat like a Bird - Bird Fued - Bite or Flight - Flipping the Bird - Egg Inspector - Stuck on You - Turnabout - Ecto-Crueler - Cracked Up - Optimism! - A Test of Patience - Hair Brained - EscapeFail - The Escape - Anyone order dead guy? - Unlife before your eyes - Repossession - Ghost of a chance - Whine and spirits - Plans falling apart - Self Admiration - Seeking Guidance - Self Examination - Boo are You? - In Poor Spirit - Cold Nothings - Spirited Encounter - Cheating cheater! - Out of Bounds - A Manor of Speaking... - Bad News - Tied up for the moment - Girly This! - Within Reach - Failure to Communicate - Cornered - Turnabout - Stop with the Gomez impressions! - Birdwatching - Changing Minds - And threw it out the window! - Begging and Pleading - In Retrospect - Restless Conscience - Dead Wrong? - Going For It - Pun Prevention - Dramatic Snacking - Hat Zombie - Puppy Eyes - Change of heart? - #123 Awkward - Under Where? - Businessman Gregory - Bad Zom-behavior - Making Plans - Dead End Relationships - Gravekeeper Gregory - Cliche parting villain words! - Rotten Kisses - Getting a Leg Up - Idle hands...are jealous - Son of a lich! - If you can't beat 'em (enough) Join 'em! - Baby Rabies - Dim Ideas - Shoved Around - Grabby Hands - Catch a zombie by its tail.... - Gated Community - Footloose - Don't worry, he's 'armless - The Perfect Plan! - Between a Zombie and a Hard Place - With Friends Like These... - Gang up - The Brains of the Group - Narcoleptic - A Sharing of Minds - Optimism - Game Zombie - Venting - Too Close for Comfort - Rescue Zombie - Just as the other was leaving... - Popping up Like Rotten Daisies! - Game Over - Dinner Date - Zombie, or not zombie. - The Devil You Know... - Is that Brain attached to a Spine? - Territorial - Sweet Rewards - Concussion Time! - Suit Up! - Unlife of Darkness - Overheated - Wake the dead - Cleanup at Headstone 5... - First-Class Travel - Pins and Shovels - Voodoo you think you are? - Weak in the Knees - All Dolled Up - Actual Size... - Interrogation - Handy Nando - Dead Man Whining - One sided conversations - Dead Options - The Replacement - Toying around - Love you to Death - Cottonmouth - Undead Guys and Dolls - Feeling Sheepy - Pet Peeves - Dead Weight - Buzz Off! - Bad Intent - Turn of Heart? - Joking to Death - Headgear - Feeling Disconnected - Koink! - Heading Off - A Terrible thing to waste... - Cold hands, Worm heart - Foot for thought - Over your Head - No Baby No! - Kiss of Death! - Regret it again! - Caught Red Faced - How the love note crumbles - Make Your Own luck - Wishful Thinking - Butterflies in the Stomach - A Good Head Off His Shoulders - Death's Embrace - Sentimentally Challenged - Pavement Nap - Post-mortem Kombat! - Punchlines - Lend a Heart? - Runaway Mouth - Jealousy Maybe? - Catch Me if you Can... - Head in the Clouds - Eye-catching - Roll over, Rover - Cooking up trouble - Think inside the box (please) - Apple doesn't fall far... - It's going nowhere... - Roadside Service - Dead Cold - Chivalry is Undead - Stare of the Dead - Cold, Cruel Unlife - The Cost of Unliving - Zoo-mbie - Hey Batterbatter.... - Musical Scares - Words fail me here... - Falling to Pizzas - Dance of the Dead! - Quite Disarming - Dying to be here! - Friends in Strange Places - Head Games - Losing Headway - The Rising - Unlife Sucks! Author notes Overheated Amelius on April 10, 2008 I find zombie jokes in the most unlikely places, no? That is indeed a real pick-up line. "Excuse me miss, but you dropped my jaw!" Comments Please login to comment. Login or Register ${ comment.author }} at ${ comment.date_added }} Delete Reply ${ comment.author }} at ${ comment.date_added }} Delete «previous set of pages «previous set of pages page ${ page.number }} ... next set of pages» next set of pages»
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