Thread "))))===" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 12, 2009

I just made a new account on DD after being offline for like a year or 2, and all the good comics I read have not updated since 07 or early 08. )= That frowny is showing how i'm sad. All my old friends… gone )=

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 12, 2009

Your forum sig banner is way too big :(

Just a note about forum sig benner sizes:

The forum sig banner sizes for DD are either 250x100 pixels or 480x60 pixels, (and no larger than 70K), the dimensions of your current sig banner are in excess of both of these. Would you mind resizing it to fit into one of our recommended sizes please?
(that's the max size for a single banner or a number of banners combined)

More info can be found in the stickied Rules thread in our General Discussion forum here. ;)

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 13, 2009

Why not just say that his forum banner is too poorly executed…?

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 13, 2009

That would be mean of me :)

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 13, 2009

Welcome back ParkerFarker. I messed up my sig banner size more than once as well. It happens. It seems to be one of those things where the instructions make perfect sense AFTER one has messed up . . . or so it went with me.

:spin:

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 13, 2009

well thanks for making me feel terrible guys. I'm just fixing it now…

EDIT: you should have seen my one before this. it was a whopper.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 13, 2009

Hi. Who Are You.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 14, 2009

Hi. Who Are You.

hi. I'm ParkerFarker, formely Jaffa. But I was less-cool then. Who Are You?

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 14, 2009

Formerly Jaffa? Does that means you used to me chocolate coated in orange flavoured candy?

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 14, 2009

Formerly Jaffa? Does that means you used to me chocolate coated in orange flavoured candy?

why of course it does! did you think I was some kind of not-chocolatey-coated-in-orange-flavoured-candy Jaffa?

no but for real now, it was from a show I used to watch ages ago, Stargate SG-1, the bad dudes were called the Jaffa

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 15, 2009

Oh really? Interesting. Where I live a Jaffa is a kind of candy (as I mentioned before)… or anything chocolate orange flavoured is often called Jaffa.

Or alternatively anybody residing in Auckland (our largest city) is often called a Jafa or Just Another Fucking Aucklander

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 15, 2009

hahahaa. Yeah in Australia we have Jaffas but I'm not sure they're the same as what you're talking about. Ours are like a chocolate ball with red coating. And I guess that means you're a Kiwi, right?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 15, 2009

Yeah I'm a Kiwi

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 15, 2009

That's cool. Flight of the Conchords are Kiwis and they're really cool.

Oh yeah and PLEASE don't go to my previous account, I just read one of the comics I had on it again and it was SSSOOOOOOO bad.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 16, 2009

That's cool. Flight of the Conchords are Kiwis and they're really cool.

Oh yeah and PLEASE don't go to my previous account, I just read one of the comics I had on it again and it was SSSOOOOOOO bad.

I will now be going to your previous account. >:)

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 16, 2009

NNOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't believe how retarded it was! That I would actually feel good about putting that up on here! (I'm talking about my worst one, with the squirrels, my other ones aren't incredibly bad, but pretty shallow plot-wise)

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 18, 2009

Hi. Who Are You.

hi. I'm ParkerFarker, formely Jaffa. But I was less-cool then. Who Are You?

I am what shall destroy this world in about 10 years time. Because of humanity's need for coal and crude oil, they have doomed this earth forevermore, and I shall be all that remains. Nice to meet you.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 18, 2009

Hey, what's up! I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I've been!

John Jr.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

Hi. Who Are You.

hi. I'm ParkerFarker, formely Jaffa. But I was less-cool then. Who Are You?
I am what shall destroy this world in about 10 years time. Because of humanity's need for coal and crude oil, they have doomed this earth forevermore, and I shall be all that remains. Nice to meet you.

10 years ay?

I personally have my bets on everyone becoming zombies before then so you should act now. Zombification.
I, of course, will not be zombified because I have the necessary resources to survive.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 3, 2009

And Welcome to you, Would you like a Cold Hot Cola?