Thread "1 Word Story" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 14, 2009

ridiculous

I decided to compile all the posts together to see how coherent the story is so far. Here goes:

On my birthday jello fell up the asshole of Wolfeye Studios and Diana 's penis. Once time lickitung farted lazers penis. Artery candlejack and a dwarf exploded so I killed my master chief died then latent earwax revived him. Meanwhile her shit caught bulbasaur using HYPERBEAM on Squirtle. Ash ran many inches then fell into a pile of runny Porygons! "I think I Pooped myself" Exclaimed Dawn of Carthage. Moments passed then Dawn meet Shelley and they attacked Ash with mobsters who brandish lightsabers. Really big trees growing lightsabers. So sayeth I "Today I once ate watermelon tampons with delicious jasmine semen farts…NOT!". We couldn't stray from the path of crude shit. Radioactive frogs violently entered my dreams and danced without stile. Mom tickled my ivories. Exploded cabbages befoul the wicker chair. Badgers grumpily dismembered mother's chair. Billy boiled his badger because Rocky kicked his ass twice! My chainsaw talked nonsense while cooking meat on combustible propane stoves. Suddenly, Bethoven inhaled some dreadfully good cleaner and collapsed. Turquoise over puce means you RAWK!!! Huh? Questioning glances and furtive looks incriminate. President Barack eviscerated his eleventh antidisestablishmentarian who proceeded with baking everyone brownies. A rampaging Charizard burned MegaMan's butt. Doughnuts are my worst enemy. The fucktards who my sister does funky lol butts that eat shit. Bananas taste like watermelon. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is loony bitches and horny fagots. Why does my language affects furry fans. Tomatoes get disco fever and dance FrootLoops around the Mexican Burritos. Elephants will destroy the captain and Tenille. Damn bitch took mah red truck! Fuckin' fucktard! Unexplicitly ate mah tacos! People making tacos should be sterilised without proper procedures. Fat doughnut-wielding policemen disintegrate whenever I blink. Prostitutes gots problems wif mah MONAYS!! That jungle appears to contain Charizards. Gay people can love wet bunnies if watermelons fall to reveal nothing. Walrus does his math when he's grappling Buffalo wings. Suddenly, erections popped over the llama's Huge population. Llamas golf when blowing their ridiculous….

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Well…. I can't say it's a Shakespeare…. but it's certainly interesting.