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Cthulhu
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Because.

What's a goiter?

jgib99
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Merriam-Webster's Dictionary - 2005 Collegiate Version.


Why is it that everything that tastes good is bad for you?

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It's God's way of compensating.

HOLY CRAP! Is this my 2000th post?!

ZeroVX
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Yes, it is.

Do you eat bugs?

veritan
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Only the crunchy red ones. Lots of protein they have.

When was the last time you burst out in song and dance?

yaz47
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False.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

ZeroVX
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Because it was suicidal.

Why do cats chase mice?

yaz47
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Because, I said so!

Why are cats called "cats" and not "Meows"?

Cthulhu
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Being green myself, I can say that green is green.

Like my new avatar?

yaz47
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No, not really.


Why do I not like Cthulhu's avatar?

yaz47
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No.


Why would I not eat Admiral Akbar cereal?

Cthulhu
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You could find the prize inside, which is a fish!

Why don't yaz, or Kohdok know about Hello-Cthulhu?

yaz47
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47!

Why didn't that anser make sense?

Eagle
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The mailmen drop them, which makes them fun.

Why are mailmen red?

Cthulhu
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Because dogs bite them, and they bleed.

Why is my new avatar so contreversal?

Eagle
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Cause it's so cuddly. Too cuddly.

Should I get a better avatar?

veritan
veritan
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Only if you want another one.

What really killed the dinosaurs?

Cthulhu
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ME!!!

Cause it's so cuddly. Too cuddly.

Should I get a better avatar?

*Cough**Cough* *Cough*

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