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Adariel
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Heck no, i doubt no one will ever will.

Sleepy?



qdawg
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Kinda but not really.


Should I shave?

TheMidge28
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If he has an interview…um..oh..we are talking about qdawg…no then.


What do you call something that walks like a duck and quacks like a duck?

qdawg
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I have no job unless living under a bridge is a job.


Why do I live under a bridge?

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to pay for yor internet…duh…




am i really who i think you think i dont think you think i am???

qdawg
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No.



Do you like Fern's new avatar?

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looks just like the one he had when i first knew him…



are you my friend??

qdawg
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Don't see why not.

Why do I feel so alone?

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your not alone…im here…



did i just say that?

qdawg
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Yes and now I'm creeped out.


Should I answer my phone?

pastel
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Base your decision on whether or not you have caller ID. If not…. use your discretion.

Is your refrigerator running?

qdawg
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Yes. the washer got ahold of an ax again.


Why is my washer homicidal?

TheMidge28
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Racial Intolerance.


What will Bob Barker do now since retired?

qdawg
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Open a veterinary clinic chain that specializes in spaying and neutering.


Why is it so hot in here?

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He'll have your pets spayed or neutered.

Have you had had your pets spayed or neutered?

Woops, Qdawg slipped on in there.

Maybe you should install an oscillating fan in your under-a-bridge.

qdawg
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Thanks for the advice.

Where is swisscheese's question?

TheMidge28
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I wasn't the one to answer it.


Have you ever found gold at the end of the rainbow?

qdawg
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Sorry. No, I found lucky charms.


If we're trying to control the pet population aren't we playing God?

TheMidge28
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Well sure isn't playing doctor like when were kids…sheez!!!


How do turtles…you know…do it?

qdawg
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Very carefully.


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