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Bekefel
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No, but he has a cheaply invented son named Alucard.

Why do you only have 2 top friends?

Bekefel
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No, because he's with us now.



Why don't you have 4 friends? It's what I have.

Bekefel
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Yes, his overgirthed blubbery ass should fit in quite well with them.

Why do I have one girl and three guys in mine?

Bocaj
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Not in our life time…


How many licks does it take?

qdawg
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As many as want it to.


How do they get the tootsie roll inside the candy?

qdawg
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Yes and Discovery channel proved it. I watched the show.


Why must scientist try to debunk everything?

qdawg
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No.


Why do I have to further my education?

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Yes.


What would happen if I suddenly cared about what happened in my life?

Dark Clown
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You would wake up do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep. reflecting on the empty void that is life.

What would happen if no one asked a question?

qdawg
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This.

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I agree…
this
What would you do if you were transformed into a fly and you were then swallowed by the little old lady who swallowed all that other crap. Anyways, so this old lady, after having digesting the goat and dog and spider and what not, she's gotta take a massive dump. Lo, and behold, you are now a skid mark in the toilet of a little old lady. What is the first thing you do?

qdawg
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Hmm good question. I choose to answer with an interpretive dance. *dances*


Did you get my answer?

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No.

Did you get that "thing" I sent ya?

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You sent me something.

Was it a puppy?

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if by puppy you mean flaming bag of puppy poop, then yes

why is life so fair?

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it's fair so it can F-you over later in your years.

Are you cool?

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