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Mister Mew
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Bon Jovi.


Whats your favorite band?

vgman
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A rubber band. Since you didn't I had to. Just go to my page if it really bugs you.

Why must puns exist in our world?

Mister Mew
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Disney!


Why do dogs say bark instead of tweet?

vgman
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Because god has a sense of humor.

Why must mister mew never give a straight answer?

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I don't know. But when I think about it, I would have to say Brad Pitt, because Fight Club kinda makes up for his boring Chick-Flicks.

Why do I not make any sense?

qdawg
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Because you never sleep.

How do I become a robot?

kitty17
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Die and have some scientist implant your memories into a robot.

Why must I procrastinate so much?

qdawg
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I'll tell you later.

Why am I nocturnal?

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Because the Mod Squad has Decided so.



What is the Secret of the Grail…Who does it Serve?

Dark Clown
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Its a cup, you put liquid in it.

Have you seen my new pants?

vgman
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Yes now put them back on.

Can you guess which web comic my avie is from?

Dark Clown
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I could, but i haven't the energy to do so.


Why, every time i reach for the sky, I can only reach so high, why?

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Because you are looking at the sky when you should have been watching the land mind you stepped on.

Why is there so little forum activity today?

Dark Clown
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maybe a three day weekend is coming up and everyone is to bizzy partying.

Why, Every time I shoot some body, I get my cloths Bloody why?

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because of you incromprehensible knack for redundancy because…



is this a family of squirrels???

kitty17
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There are none…my shoe ate them all


What if you were pantsu-chan?

Mister Mew
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Then the world would end.



Why do birds fly south when they could just take an airplane?

Mister Mew
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Because they're too small.


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