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SomaX
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Because you were born that way.

Why do I have 10 fingers?

Insizwa
Insizwa
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Because you have 10 toes.

Why am I so tired?

Adenn
Adenn
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Because you touch yourself at night.

Anyone want a free kitten?

veritan
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There are black holes where the souls are supposed to be.

How about a free duck?

veritan
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No.

Have you gotten an iPhone yet?

veritan
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That or ball-y strings.

Can milk be called moo juice?

veritan
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I believe it should be called bee barf.

Do you know the muffin man?

yaz47
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DEMONS!!!

Where IS Waldo?

yaz47
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Yes, I am!!!


WHAT CAN I DO TO PROVE THIS TO YOU!?!?

bluebot092
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you can take a picture of youself and post it

why did i order a shadow the hedgehog plush toy on amazon?

Adenn
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Because youre a good person

Why did I just lie?

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