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Sweaty dangly bits + heroic deeds = yeah, still don't want to be near 'em.

They don't necessarily have to be sweaty though…

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I dunno - doesn't a codpiece generally guarantee sweat? Can't say I know firsthand, you see.

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It all dependson the fabric. You see, if you have a breathing fabric, there will be no sweat. Don't use synthetics though, they'll soak you right down. That's just nasty,

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I feel that I can safely update my standards now to allow for breathable Egyptian cotton codpieces.
Thanks Rutger - you've helped me widen my dating pool =)

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awkward conversation >.>

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It's much less awkward after all the meat and Cold Hot Cola.

I would not like to see the result of that combination in the morning….

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I would…Oh man would I…

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I'd still like to see it though. You know, so I can say I saw it.

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Hmm… usually I loathe mentioning him on teh interwebs, but your new avatar reminds me of Chuck Norris. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

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Who is Chuck Norris? anyway I would like to say that to, baby that would be AWESOME

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If teh interwebs are to be believed, Chuck Norris causes the weather.
He's a martial arts showman who was in Walker, Texas Ranger (my entire town would close down so he could film, like, ONE scene in our general store now and then). The show isn't on anymore, but he travels around in some extreme martial arts show these days.

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Chuck Norris once made a plane crash by pointing his index finger at it and yelling 'BANG!'

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Chuck Norris once made a plane crash by pointing his index finger at it and yelling 'BANG!'
And this is why I normally will not mention his name on teh interwebs. Especially in Barrens Chat in WoW.

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No-man could do that

Chuck can.

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chuck norris knows 2 speeds, walk and kill

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Chuck Norris doesn't walk. The earth revolves to his command, so that he automatically gets where he wants to be.

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