Thread "December's Game of the Month: Xmas RP" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 21, 2006

"Well, we all die anyway so I guess that it's just his time." *Looks on the counter* "Cookies!"

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 21, 2006

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa….

No touchy. That's reserved for somebody else. And that's, erm, me. Yeah."

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 21, 2006

"Then what can I eat!"

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

sneaks away a cookie "hehehehehe stupid earthings and their holiday of joyfulness, STEVE! WE ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS! WHEN THEIR MOST VULNERABLE!"

You know everyone just heard you right?

"AHAHAHAHA yes and i dont care because CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION!"
glarg looked around the room with a fake smile, then took a bite from the cookie he stole.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

Dan can be seen out the front window, battling the Polar Bear. Dan creates a giant snowball and sends it rolling towards the polar bear.

The polar bear grabs the giant snowball and chucks it back.

The giant snowball inflicts massive damage on Dan.

Dan can be seen fleeing from the angry polar bear.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

Super jesus comes down the chimney in a red outfit with white fluf on the edges, he wore a puffball hat and held a giant sack of…..you guess it, NOT toys but POTATOES!

"Merry Christmas! as you may know santa's gotten skinnier, well thats because someone *cough Atomsapple* killed santa, so im taking his pl…….are those cookies?"

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

"See, everyone loves cookies!:) Now give me some!":gem:

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

"Never!"

Then AQua_ng flees with the plate of cookies.

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

"Oh no you don't!" *runs after Aqua_Ng

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 24, 2006

"HOHOHOHOHO Merry Christmas Eve! It just so happens to be Christmas at Ground Zero!"

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 24, 2006

Brinx comes back out of the kitchen with his cooked ham and cheese.

"One of the greatest inventions of all times. The microwaves."

Brinx then takes a bite out of his sandwich. Then he sees Nightmare chasing aqua.

"Dude why are you chasing him?"

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 24, 2006

Dan can be seen outside the front window again. Now he's frantically banging on the window. But no one notices. Eventually, the mighty pissed-off polar bear grabs him and is taken behind the tree. Then a massively damaging 615-Hit Combo is dealt.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 25, 2006

The time was near and oh the time was here
Christmas has come and was full of cheer
The children stopped dreaming of candycanes and beer
and woke up to join the christmas cheer
But frightfully as they arose from their beds
Glarg had arrived, and blew off their little heads.
With a laser in one hand and a probe in the other
He snuck up to the parents room and began to rape the mother.

The UFO started and he ran off with fear
But if you were there you'd be able to hear,
Glarg shouted loud with fear and might
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

"So, now that christmas is here, who wants to open presents?"

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 27, 2006

*gets drunk on eggnog*