Thread "DrunkDuck Mafia!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

but this is townston. not nashville.

death to country music

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

death to country music

Ah i see…well good luck with that

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

with a earthquake machine it'll work

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

waff we need to change the city's name

i propose dr waff the hobo city

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Townston Chronicles: Vakanai's Journal
Day Hell If I Know
So we lynched the detective today. I guess that's okay. I mean, if he was the first to get lynched he obviously wasn't very good. But still, that's another Townie down and the mysterious mob is still being all mysterious-like.
I don't know who the paranoid is, but I feel paranoid. Luckily we should get some more clues soon. Unluckily it'll come with a price. Hope I'm not the one to get it in the end.
Huh, that sounded dirtier than I intended. Anywho…
I've been keeping track of the mayor. I doubt he's mafia though. Seems genuine. And not too genuine either, but just the right level of genuine. Plus he seems too dense to be that capable of a liar.
Next up is skoolmunkee. From the posts, also doubtful. Definitely, probably, most likely Townie. Probably.
Sea Cow with the horse's head is either 100% Townie, or a mafioso who just needed a trick to keep us off his scent. Or maybe a red herring.
To be fair, herrings have a horrible scent out of water.
So, in short, I'm no closer to figuring any of this out than I was on day 1.
I know I'm Townie, but who else can I trust?
And more importantly, who should I next vote to lynch for?
Hopefully it won't bite me in the ass again.
Stay classy Journal, stay ratty Townston. See ya later,
Big Papa V

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

waff we need to change the city's name

i propose dr waff the hobo city

leader making me the pr is one thing but don't we the suport/permission of the mayor to change the name of the town. 'sides i like townston, and if we call it dr waff the hobo city i could get blamed for all this.so thanks for the thought

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

heres a keg. name the city dr waff the hobo city

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Unaffiliated party here, (HI BK!) with important breaking information. A picture has been captured of the Mad Hatter. It is a cat.

Thank you and good night.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Townston Chronicles: Vakanai's Journal

YAY! Another chronicler! I hope this helps to keep it all straight in my head.
Is there an RSS feed I can subscribe to?

I think you are right…The Mayor really seems on the level - despite all my good natured ribbing…we good bud? K? Right ya?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Imagine what it would be like if you lived on a street, knew the 'roles' of some of the people, but not which they were.

1 person who makes bombs in his basement
1 handyman
2 burglars
1 child molester
2 hobby train enthusiasts
1 vigilante
1 former vice-president

Homeowners meetings would be nerve-racking.

My head hurts, I should be going to bed now.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Townston Chronicles: Vakanai's Journal

YAY! Another chronicler! I hope this helps to keep it all straight in my head.
Is there an RSS feed I can subscribe to?

I think you are right…The Mayor really seems on the level - despite all my good natured ribbing…we good bud? K? Right ya?

RSS feed?

Are you asking me if we're good or are you asking ozone?
Cause we're good.
Don't know squat about ozone's opinions on you though.

Townston Chronicles: Vakanai's Journal
Day Same As Last Time
I think odysseus55 be crazy.
Also, beware of cats.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Unaffiliated party here, (HI BK!) with important breaking information. A picture has been captured of the Mad Hatter. It is a cat.

Thank you and good night.

Hark is a cat!
Hark will say:
I iz caught?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

glasses

I was born this way :(

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

i can has UNABOMBER!?!?!?!? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

I'm a knight, knights dont use bombs, when someone turns up with a broad sword in their head, then we'll talk.
Besides which , that cat picture is not a clue, it is jsut unaffiliate silliness.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

:(

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Am I the only ones who knows who they want lynched?
Or are the rest of you less judgmental then me?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Ok I will bite Harkovast, who do we want lynched?

You? c'mon man…it was passing insaninty - mob (not the mafia kind) psychology. Our attention has turned to leaderofstars.

Be a good kitty and dont get sand on the floor.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

I'll wait till the voting starts if that is okay with you.
I don't think I should play my hand too early, as right now there are a few people who wisely believe that I want rid of them.
No point giving the mafia a heads up till it is too late, right?
Meow.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Hmmm…it seems my post may have had effects that I was unaware of. Interesting, but how to fix this…

Ah! I know. /me grabs a catnip bomb from an old friend and throws it at BK

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Odysseus55 was dreaming of the most delicious piece of toast ever. And what goes with a good piece of toast? Strawberry jam of course!

And thatâ€™s how the rest of the town found Odysseus55: lying in the middle of town square with a jam smeared head of a Waler Stallion head.

Seriously. What is up with you people and your kinky night actions?

At least she ate white bread.

- - -

Knock knock!

Leaderofstars was polishing his chainsaw when he hears a knock on his door. â€œI AM NOT HOME RIGHT NOW!â€

Knock knock!

Well that didnâ€™t work.

Knock knock!

Grumbling Leaderofstars tried Plan B: actually answering the door. Throwing open the door to his home, he roughly mutters, â€œwhat is it?!â€

â€œYou!â€ the young stranger said sternly with a finger pointed straight at his nose, â€œwhy arenâ€™t you in bed?!â€

â€What the hell? Youâ€™re not my mother! Why donâ€™t you take that finger and shove it where the sun doesnâ€™t shine!â€

And so the young stranger did. Apparently the sun doesnâ€™t shine inside Leaderofstarsâ€™ skull.

HEY EVERYONE TAKE NOTE! Be careful what you ask for.

There'll be a quiz tomorrow on that.

- - -

It was a dark and stormy night. String the bow and tend the wife and purchase, for a minimum down payment of $19.99, an arrow that shoots through the eye of the suit. And I quote, that the neck really is the best.

Skullbie would agree but she lost her own neck. Ouch.

The End.

- - -

Morning DrunkDuck~ It is now DAY 3 BEGINS! Your beloved mayor has called off the double lynch! So please send in one lynch vote for the day cycle which will end on Thursday January 29th at 8 PM EST~

- - -

Dead player:
13. korosu : townie (night hit on Night 1)
19. SpANG: detective (lynched on Day 2)
12. leaderofstars: vigilante (night hit on Night 2)
8. Skullbie: bodyguard (night hit on Night 2)

Total number of alive players: 16
1. harkovast
2. Skoolmunkee
3. Ozoneocean
4. the2ndredbaron
5. gullas
6. highspeedcomics
7. Sea_Cow
9. Nersop
10. odysseus55
11. martinlo_23
14. Vakanai
15. Gasp Its Jake
16. Niccea
17. Mutation
18. waff
20. humorman

3 of 6 roles
1 of 1 Mayor
1 of 1 Pardoner
1 of 2 bodyguards
0 of 1 vigilante
2 of 2 paramedics
1 of 1 veteran
1 of 1 paranoid
0 of 1 detective

S.T.A.B.
4 of 4 mafia
1 of 1 Godfather
1 of 1 Mad Hatter
2 of 2 Mafias

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Great! We lost a vigilante!How are we going to kill now?
BK is going to select another one?

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Great! We lost a vigilante!How are we going to kill now?
BK is going to select another one?

No we only kill by lynching now.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Great! We lost a vigilante!How are we going to kill now?
BK is going to select another one?

Best to start lynching.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 27, 2009

Heylo Dukat~ <3

But yeah, no more vigilantes. :(

Again just as a reminder…no deadtalking and actions are taken on a first come first serve basis.