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MAFIA... and other forum games

DrunkDuck Mafia!

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Women have purses too, the Mary Poppins effect if you want to call it that…
I don't know know. Maybe preference?

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

well on that note why do girls always have hammer space but boys have (In my case) a physics defying cardboard box and a convienient pocket.

Men have hammer space too, but it is located at a rather disturbing place.
Plus you need a strong zipper and a cup to use it effectively.

So, what've I missed?

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Harkovast is on the newly formed police force.

Ozone is imagining a harem filled with female mafia.

Waff and I have been discussing cartoon physics.

Baron's fairy godmother is in the mafia…I think…that was a "Jo Momma" fight…

Gullas, the town butcher, is chopping up the bodies and serving them as deer meat.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional "drunkduck", Townston special 8D

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!

T_T How bout we lynch Dukat instead? It is a win-win.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Dear, pork, T-bone, grounded meat, lamb and occasional "drunkduck", Townston special 8D

do you do monkey?

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Oh hey! Here is a really funny thing we can do!
Everyone vote for Ozone at the last half hour today!

What FUN that would be. What a great look of surprise!

Ok! Lets do that!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Let us not and say we did.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

do you do monkey?

We would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!

your only saying that to get everyone else off your back

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

do you do monkey?
We would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?

*turns green* It isn't a purple monkey is it?

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

I hope not, they tend to taste like mafia …

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!
your only saying that to get everyone else off your back

Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

do you do monkey?
We would have to agree on a price for the monkey, but I should be able to do that.
*takes up a machete, knife and a screwdriver* SO any special wishes how you want me to prepare the monkey?

preserve the head and arrange the meat into little cubes. and it had better have purple fur.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Lets stay focused on the important issue here- the lynching of you, by us!

Yes! Lynch Niccea!
your only saying that to get everyone else off your back

Hobo, Dr, Entrepreneur and now clairvoyant?
Is there nothing you cant do?

tap-dance

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

tap-dance

Yeah - me either.

Hey Gullas - whats the going rate to have Hobo prepared?

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

Well you would have to get me the hobo and then i would work out the price… *starts preparing the monkey*

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

That'll be 5.99 $ I also take Euro/mastercard , visa and american express :)

I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.

SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*

darn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
darn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.

I'll put it in a bag…

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2009

I don't have that much but i have 400 cent pieces, an old sock and a pile of this shiny golden stuff.
SOLD!!! *chops of the monkey head*
darn it gullas I wanted the head preserved. you just lost yourself a sock.
I'll put it in a bag…

that depends. what damage did you do when you chopped the head.

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