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this is kinda like GNBN but it doesnt have to start good or end bad. Basicly I start a sentence, next person finishes the sentence and then starts a new one, next guy does the same, so on and so forth.

The kitten was playing in the–have fun

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The kitten was playing in the paddock. The pig was snuffling away in its sty behind the–

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The pig was snuffling away in its sty behind the glory that is a shed comprised entirely of wigs woven together from back hair and gorilla glue.
Everyone knows that the term "The Grass is Greener on The Other Side" originated from–

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Everyone knows that the term "The Grass is Greener on The Other Side" originated from magic Garden Gnomes with the power to spray Cheese whiz from their noses. they believed that how green the grass was depended on –

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They believed that how green the grass was depended on the amount nitrogen and phosphorous in the soil. On Tuesdays–

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On Tuesdays they would offer one of their own to the all mighty Davy J- *ehem* Cthuluh. He'd cover the gnomes with–

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He'd cover the gnomes with a spotlight while they performed a tapdance routine. Money was–

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Money was thrown into a Forest fire to hopefully put it out. Unforunitly there were-

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Unforunitly there were no fires at the moment, so they had nothing else to do with the money. This was quite funny because–

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This was quite funny because the other side of the globe had blazing forest fire rates on an average of 4.5 hours at a time, lasting 3 to six hours each, with no money to hopefully put out the fire. The problem still wasn't solved because–

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The problem still wasn't solved because no one actually gave a shit about the forest.The gnomes however fell–

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The gnomes however, fell asleep and dreamt about fish. The fish–

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The fish flew over the Eiffle Tower and landed on the otherside making hell lot of mess. Until, something-

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Until, somthing so unpredictable happened that your underwear would erode in its own fecies before you figured out what happened. What this unpredictable event was–

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What this unpredictable event was was someone had openned a pickle jar with injuring anyone. Little did they know the pickles were-

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Little did they know the pickles were WAY WAY pass their due date by a year(plus they were radioactive). if these pickles were eaten then you'd obviously–

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If these pickles were eaten then you'd obviously turn into PICKLE MAN the new face of a superhero! Fighting crimes and–

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Fighting crimes and feeding all the poor people in India. If only India was–

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If only India was closer because PICKLE MAN is fat, and damned if he's gonna pay double for his airline seats. Infact, PICKLE MAN is suing–

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In fact, PICKLE MAN is suing McDonalds cause they had the nerve to make him eat some of his relatives on on a big mac! It was just like the time–

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It was just like the time colonel Sanders was killed by a chicken. That was about as—

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It was about as ironic as a docter killing a patient. Like when-

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