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Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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I spread this game around all the time. Good Narrator, Bad Narrator. Good narrator goes first, presenting the story. Bad narrator brings in a conflict. Good narrator resolves. Bad narrator presents another conflict. And so on. Narrators alternate. If you reply to a Bad narrator, you must bring in the good problemsolver.
If you reply to the good, you must bring a conflict.

For Ex.
GN There once was a happy little man, named Frank, and Frank was happy with his job at the plant.
BN unfortunately, this was a plant which released Dioxin and even if Frank was happy with his job, he was slowly dying on the inside.
GN Fortunately, he was getting transfered to the Happy Bunny Farms over the hill where he could frolick all day.
BN Even though the Happy Bunny Farms was an ironic name for a sick psychopath breeding ground. Bunnies that is.

get it? got it? any questions? Good!

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Erin who was moving to her favorite place in the world: New York.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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She wanted to go and work in a strip club so she could support her crack habbit.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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She got a better job as a stock broker instead and went into rehab.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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But when she had left the rehab, she was rAn over by a car. And another one. And another one. And then the first one again.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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As luck would have it, a passing fairy named Taco saw this and healed her up in exchange for stock advice.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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the stock advice was bad, and the fairy cursed her for it.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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(Grrrr… damn you fast posters!)It didn't matter because she made a fortune anyway. She ended up buying out Bill gates!

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Then bill gates plotted revenge and hired a sniper to assainate her…

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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But the sniper was working undercover for the FBI and Bill was sentenced to death for soliciting murder… Meanwhile Erin got a breast enlargement and went up to a C-cup. She also bought a luxury cruise ship to party on with all her friends.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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The ship hit an iceberg and sank.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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But she was one of the only survivors and made her way home on a lifeboat.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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When she got back she had lost everything because she didn't have any insurance… So she turned back to crack for the depression and to lap dancing for the crack.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Where she was met with a pimp who was so enchanted by her C-cup charms that he took her to a nightclub as an actual date. Who knew?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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While dancing at the nightclub she twisted her ankle; it hurt. Then she went to the toilet and came back out with her skirt tucked into her panties at the back, which some nasty woman giggled at.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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The nasty woman exploded.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Bits of the nasty woman splattered Erin's dress, ruining it. An eyeball landed in her cleavage and freaked her out

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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But she was reminded of the scene in Blind Date, which was one of her favorite movies and she and her pimpin' date laughed it off. Besides, ruined clothes are the new prep.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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While she was shimmying away, dancing with da pimp, the eyeball slithered down inside her dress and felt really yuck.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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But she didn't care. And her and her date kept dancing.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Then they both slipped in some vomit. Erin kicked da pimp in the nuts as she fell over and landed hard on her bottom. Everyone one laughed at them and pointed. Mr pimp limped away in pain, utterly disgusted with his date. Erin got up, walked home, ran a warm bath, got in and contemplated the things lined up along the bathside as she considered ending it all: a radio plugged into the wall, a razor blade, and a bottle full of pills…

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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but just as she was about to end it, her long lost brother appeared in the doorway and gave her a reason to live again.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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But then her brother got his fucking brains shot out by a hitman with a shotgun who had a hit put on him.

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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Her brother owed both of them money, so she put on a towel and went through his pockets they found ten thousand dollars– and illegally imported puppies!

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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The puppies were rabid,and trapped her in the bathroom.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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Where she kept an industrial hairdryer and blasted them with a single press of a button into the bathtub and she skipped out and locked the door so she could watch her favorite show.