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Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 26, 2007

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Then she is crushed to death by crazy chickens!

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 26, 2007

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but double posting mew saves her by giving his own life in a valiant effort… and so erin and mr. t go off skipping into the sunset…

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 27, 2007

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…where there we space raptors and they ate her face and threw her body in the La Brea tar pits, and yeah, SHE SUNK.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 27, 2007

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but the tar had regenerative powers,and so she got her face back, and she found a huge gold pocket down there and became a quintillionair….

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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And then the world blew up. The end.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Ok… I guess I'm starting the story over again as good narrator. So… *ahem*

There was a guy who went to Vermontville MI for the good syrup they had there.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Then we killed him.

The end.

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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To take a page out of nerdsareinvading's book…

However, due to a time parodox, we are returned to Erin, happily alive, shopping in a large mall in Mallsville.

Ooh, a Starbucks!

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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but the starbucks is closed!!!

(and all the people in seattle are dying…)

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Luckily however, a new Starbucks opened just opposite due to the closing of a charity shop.

Erin enters the Starbucks and approaches the counter. She buys one large mocha latte…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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then the person working the counter yells; NO MOCHA FOR YOU!!!!! and slaps you…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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In retalliation, Erin throws her Mocha over the attacker.

She watches as the attacker writhes in pain and the skin blisters. She then helps herself to another Mocha and sits down at a nearby table…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Unfortunatly the Mocha is boiling hot, thus causing her to burn her tongue. She now has no sense of taste.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Erin goes out to find a doctor to cure her lack of taste…

She finds a doctors practice and takes a seat in the waiting room.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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She patiently awaits for her name to be called when suddenly the seats around her fill with ill personel. Now stuck in the middle of a massive cloud of sickness she inhales many amounts of bacteria and germ filled air.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Luckily however, a nurse comes out with a can of Oust! which doesn't just cover it bad odours and germs, it destorys them too!

Erin is then called through into the doctors room…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Little does she know, the real doctor has been locked in the storage room and she is now sitting in the same room as a serial killer.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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But she hears a muffled noise from the storage room. She opens the door to find the real doctor, tied and gagged on the floor. She turns to the serial killer and points at him.

'The hell?'.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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the serial killer, being a practicer of manners, takes offense to this and goes for her…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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Like a ninja, Erin fights back.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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user her own mad ninja skills she counters with needles, the collide and fall to the ground… now for the real battle…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

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She swiftly kicks up a bed pan and kicks it at the frauds face.

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

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the fraud takes it like a man…. then he cries… you go in closer sayin' your sorry… and he comes up with a knife and swings it within inches of your face…

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

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Erin dodged it, but now she's enraged. She grabs the fraud and tosses him out the window.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

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and the real doctor, being a rapist grabs her and well…you know…
[spoiler]treats her illness[/spoiler]