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goodbye Skoolmunkee
btw ozone. i'll kill you for thtat news post. in your sleep. when i finally get a chance to go to australia.
I could do it for you, since I already live in Australia. XD
*EDIT* Although it would be hard for me to do. 'Cause I'm a pacifist and ozone is a great guy… damn! Stupid pacifism!!
This topic is great.
I think Drunk Duck can easily be compared to a loving, but dysfunctional family.
We have the mods and admins, the cool older siblings. They like to rough house, and poke fun, but always with good intentions. They love the younger children, still poke fun, but know when it is serious time.
We have the frequent forum posters, the happy, energetic, younger children. These children look up to the older siblings and want to be that awesome. They poke fun and get along great with their older siblings, even if they occasionally get a few bruises.
We have the non-forum-posters and lurkers, the shy children children. They like the rest of their siblings, but don;t like to speak up. They sit in the corner and smile at everyone's antics.
I'm glad mommy and daddy leave us alone :3
Yeah, that newspost was just plain mean…. Ozone, you're lucky I don't live in Australia, or I might…I might…I might give you a stern talking to! Even though, according to Bocaj's brilliant little summery, you are my older brother. XP
Dysfunctional, yes, but let us not forget loving and forgiving. Right guys? Especially forgiving, right?
It makes me think of…
Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's license, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die…
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: …when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more shtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.
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