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Guess what the person above you was thinking when they choose their avatar? (v 3.0)

istaerlus
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I shall set fire to myself with the powers of my third eye.

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"Life was tough for me ever since I was a baby, being born with no nose immediately set me at a disadvantage, I had only 4 senses and looked weird. At school I had no friends, because of my lack of nose, and I could never smell my own B.O., so I rarely bathed, increasing my school peers hate towards me. When I graduated college I immediately enlisted in the army, and because of my other birth defect; green skin, I was very good at camouflage and was awarded the Medal of Honour for single-handedly taking down 2 full platoons of Vietcong with only some dental floss and a red sweater. When I left the army, I started my own salon with the money I had, but no one came. I had only 13 strands of extremely thick hair (another birth defect) and this caused no one to get a haircut. Eventually I shut that business down, sold it for a computer and started making webcomics, where I am at currently. I am thinking of doing belly-dancing later on, but I will have to see how life unfolds for me.


and THAT'S how I chose my avatar."

D_Dude
D_Dude
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I'm a chimp in a spacesuit! What's not to love?!

Poul
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I’m pure undiluted D-evil bitch! So smile back at me or fear my fury and my boots

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that perv-fisher side of me really shouldn't be revealed to the people on drunk duck…

Insanity
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I don't particularly care what people want to remember me by when I post, so I'll just go ahead and use a monkey.

therealtj
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^_^

D:<

^_^

o_O

^_^

O_o

gullas
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Hey baby, ever done it with a green chick with no nose and slimey hair? No? Then this is your lucky day…

Nega Link
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Okay, now to add the super creative details like…OMg pRon!

gullas
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"An avatar. Hmmm, what could I have as an avatar? Something that will make people wonder? Yes, deffonetly…

Hmmm…. a picture? Nah, sort of maybe? yeah… something that people will reconice….. OH I KNOW! A BLACK BACKROOUND!!!1 Wait… I need something more… How about some text? YEAH!!! what should it be? What's y favourite movie? Crossraods with Britney Spears!!! "

WiffleBall
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The letter e is awesome. Lets give him eyes.

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What!? I don't I have a nose!? SHIT!!!

gullas
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By day? Rendneck pervert.
By night? "The Fishnet Ninja Man"!

gullas
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I've got multiple personality disorder…

Nega Link
Nega Link
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I love my giga-pet. But why do I feel like something is missing?

gullas
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YAY!
ABUUGA BUUUGA!!!
YAY!
ABUUGA BUUUGA!!!
ROAR!!
WEEEE!
BLEURGH!!!
YAY!!!

WiffleBall
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E the best letter ever. Even more so with eyes.

campbellim
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Maybe if i make my avi e some will make an E then i could have an avi BRO.. *squeals* *faint* *pant*

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"I really like Gullas's avatar, but I don't want it to be too similar."

campbellim
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(OUCH!!!! and i had this one before i saw his)
oh look im a space chimp with a cigar what you gonna do about it punk! its not even lit

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