I'm blue, I'm imaginary, I'm awesome!
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Guess what the person above you was thinking when they choose their avatar? (v 3.0)
yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos he ain't got nobody to listen to
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die…
i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die…
i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die…
inside and outside blue his house
with the blue little window and blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around cause he aint got
nobody to listen to
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die…
I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
"I am Kroatz: The Dark Lord!"
"Honey get down from that table!"
"But mom, I'm having my evil laugh!"
"No no evil laughs for you, Kroatsie Reynolds Jr. It's straight to bed and no more drunk duck until you gain back your sanity"
"But mom!!!"
"No BUTTS. Save yours for when you finally find that one girl"
"You know mom" *rips mom's head off and drains the blood like Edwards shiny pants* "Screw you in the ten ways Daddy did. And I want the water back!"
*His mom dies*
*pause*
"…I am Kroatz: The Dark Lord and Mother Killer!"
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"I am Kroatz: The Dark Lord!"
"Honey get down from that table!"
"But mom, I'm having my evil laugh!"
"No no evil laughs for you, Kroatsie Reynolds Jr. It's straight to bed and no more drunk duck until you gain back your sanity"
"But mom!!!"
"No BUTTS. Save yours for when you finally find that one girl"
"You know mom" *rips mom's head off and drains the blood like Edwards shiny pants* "Screw you in the ten ways Daddy did. And I want the water back!"
*His mom dies*
*pause*
"…I am Kroatz: The Dark Lord and Mother Killer!"
EPIC.
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