Thread "Hello and thank you for calling!" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 2:08AM, Aug. 6, 2007

Hello everyone, I'm new to making web-comics but I've been a fan of drunk duck comics for years. I work in a call center for a living so I'm used to criticism. My comic is called called Tech Support (quite original I know) and with it I hope to reveal and mock some of my daily stumbling blocks from work.

Posted at 3:08AM, Aug. 6, 2007

Welcome to Drunk Duck! Be active and let us get to know you, you won't be disappointed!

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 6, 2007

Welcome to the Duck!

…sorry, no witty comment today.

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 6, 2007

Tech Support?

Thanks, my computer has been acting up, and I would like to know if you can see what's the problem.

…..

Well it just says, "Fatal error" everytime I try to start it.

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Oh, really? Bloodhound virus, you say?

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Ok, so should I just re-boot my computer?

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What do you mean I should have known that?!

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Oh yeah?! Well, you're a nerd who works at Tech Support!

(Silence on the other end)

Yeah, that's what I thought.

(Based on a true story)

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 6, 2007

Welcome Would You Like some Cold Hot Cola? its the quenchest. it'll quench ya.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 6, 2007

Hi imshard—Guess we know what you do at work to keep your sanity. Can't say I blame 'ya. I'm Lynn. I used to teach before I went 'round the bend and now I'm a writer and I make comics with my Husband for fun. Welcome to Drunk Duck!

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 6, 2007

Welcome Would You Like some Cold Hot Cola? its the quenchest. it'll quench ya.

HOW MUCH FOR THE 12 oz. AND HOW MUCH CAFFEINE IS IN IT!?!?

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 7, 2007

Even though your comic is going to depress me about how bad work sucks, I'll check it out. Yknow why? Cuz that's what this world is about, kid.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 7, 2007

HOW MUCH FOR THE 12 oz. AND HOW MUCH CAFFEINE IS IN IT!?!?

Well Cold Hot Cola has 200X the Caffeine of a triple size triple strength RockstaR. and it costs 55 cents. no tax.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 7, 2007

HOW MUCH FOR THE 12 oz. AND HOW MUCH CAFFEINE IS IN IT!?!?

Well Cold Hot Cola has 200X the Caffeine of a triple size triple strength RockstaR. and it costs 55 cents. no tax.

I'll take it all!!

*click*!
*slurp* *chug* *gulp*

*click*!
*slurp* *chug* *gulp*

*click*!
*slurp* *chug* *gulp*

……..

Ahhhhhhhhhh!
now thats some COLA!!

CURSES ON YE FOR SUPPORTING MY CAFFEINE HABIT!!

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 8, 2007

hello imshard :neenjah:

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 9, 2007

You do realize that the Cola has a device to control your mind inside it, right?

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

You do realize that the Cola has a device to control your mind inside it, right?

Yes, and its delicious too!

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 12, 2007

I applaud you for your skills to keep your job as a call center agent, I tried it, didnt last 2 days.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 24, 2007

I applaud you for your skills to keep your job as a call center agent, I tried it, didnt last 2 days.

yes its not easy but after the first year of such work,
(and losing your faith in basic human intelligence)
Ya just kinda go numb to the inanity of it and start to find ways of amusing yourself.

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 3, 2007

Welcome to the Drunk Duck community