Thread "How would a lunatic respond?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

You need to give it food,duh!

So who likes Zelda games?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 5, 2008

Root beer's my best friend!

Who has a credit card?

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

I have credit for a credit card… but no card. Somebody stole the card part, right? So I chased him down, and it turned out to be a pig. Not to say it was a cop, or a slob, but an actual pig. Imagine my surprise to see a farm animal stealing from ME of all people, in the city. So in fear of getting Trichinosis (trik-in-osus) I let him keep it.

O rly?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

STOP STALKING ME!

Who likes to draw?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Sure I love Drawing.. in my pants that is kahahahahahahahahahahha!

So uh Anime?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

Yes i knew an Anne Mae, in fact i think her body's stll around here somewhere…

Do you like waffles?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

SpongeBob is taking over the world with Patrick by his side!

Are Final Fantasy games fun?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

IF BY "FINAL FANTASY GAMES" YOU MEAN "RAPE", VERY!

Is rape getting old?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

IF BY "RAPE" YOU MEAN "SPONGEBOB", OF COURSE NOT!

Are books fun to read?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

first i would do a triple fucking backflip off of my silk sheet bed (which impresses the ladies along with copious amount of clorifom and rags) and enter then from behind with my elephant dick, they would be all like "oh shit didnt see that coming but h ey that feels good keep doing what your doing" and i would be all like "BITCH I NEVER SAID YOU HAD A CHOICE SHUT THE FRONT FUCKING DOOR" and this i would clock them right across the jaw YES I CAN DO THIS FROM BEHIND THEM I AM THAT FLEXABLE after all is said and done in the back door, i would fucking pick the chick up, spin them in mid air, and thrust them loweredly forcing them to face my erect phallus, in which she would perform mid air oral on my mammoth member, then in a strange twist of events i would sproud a second penis forth from my midsection and be like "bitch it's time for you to go to town" and she would say "what the fuckidy fuck fuck is that what is going on" and I would say "hey, it's just a result of the huge amount of drugs I've been pumping into your system, sorry about that there are side effects, should have mentioned this sooner to you i am deeply apolgetic" after a routine thirty minutes of sobbing and I-am-sorries, the re-sexing will commence in spectacular fashion complete with pyrotecnics and lighting effects KNOWN FACT I KNOW KISS Then for the coup de grace i would force he downward on the bed and enter her nostral and totally cum all over her cerebral cortex that is so hawt you know what i'm sayin???

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

I LIKE PIE!

What's your favorite movie?

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 6, 2008

This movie in my Vcr that will be made in the future. Hey, no! Back off! I can't let you have it! YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO SEE THAT WHICH DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!
The man in the raincoat…….says it's not safe. lol!

Is it safe?

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

SPONGEBOB KILLS ALL WHO HATE PATRICK!

Does anyone like Kingdom Hearts?

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008

Hearts are tasty

Does anyone not like Kingdom Farts?

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 8, 2008

YOU AGAIN! Get out of mah HEAD!!!

Do I exist?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 8, 2008

you are but a cat in a pie, baking away in my oven. So yes, you do exist, and you are about to be devored by me!

Do pockies have wings?

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 8, 2008

If you can eat them, then of course they do. DUH!

Are Castlevania games cool?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 8, 2008

NO! I mean yes! NO; BASTARD! Yes. Of course NOT; YOU SILLY NINCOMPOOP! Indeed they are.

Should I kill my mommy?

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 8, 2008

yes,bake her into a delicious mommy pie!!
mmmm…just like mama used to make. cept she cant now cause she's POOP!!!

how many fingers am i holding up?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 9, 2008

If by "HOLDING UP" you mean Rape then 10000000000000000

Do you like PIE?!?!?!?!?

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 9, 2008

IF BY "DO" YOU MEAN RAPE, THAN YES I "DO" LIKE PIE.

Anyone else find it extremely funny that rather than saying "I WOULD RAPE BLAH" he actually described rapeing someone?

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

If by "Described" you mean RAPE then yes.

Is my signature Cool?

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

ZOMG I C UR POKEYMANS!!!

Want to see my Poke'mans?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2008

If by "see" you mean rape then no thats gross.

Is my sig still cool?

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008

……..

Are you hungry for hot pockets?!