Thread "I dont like you! 2!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 3, 2011

I don't like you because you fail to realize that the liver is in fact the best part of the human body to eat (seriously, it's been documented to have more nutrients in it than any other organ).

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 4, 2011

I don't like you for not pointing that out before… now I want some liver…

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 5, 2011

I don't like you because you're hogging all the liver for yourself.

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 7, 2011

I don't like you because there is no liver here, and I'm hungry…

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 7, 2011

I don't like you because fetus.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 7, 2011

I don't like you because – hmm, this is tough – actually, you're OK.
I KNOW! You, sir, write about writing but have you submitted? Have You? ey?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 7, 2011

I don't like you because DERP DA-DERPITY DERPY DERP!

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 13, 2011

I don't like you because HERP

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 13, 2011

I don't like you because you burp - a lot, and really loudly *it scares me*

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 14, 2011

I don't like you because you don't like my manly burps, but you should really dislike my farts…

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 14, 2011

I don't like you because your farts have been classified as a Level 4 biohazard by the CDC.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 15, 2011

I don't like you because you didn't warn me about that in time.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 17, 2011

I don't like you because you didn't know enough to duck Gullas's Level 4 biohazard without a warning from the CDC.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 17, 2011

I don't like you because I keep mispronouncing your name in my head.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 18, 2011

I don't like you because your tongue is head-tied.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 18, 2011

I don't like you because your name lends itself to the mispronounciation of which OnlyFoolsAndVikings spake.

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 19, 2011

I don't like you beacuse when I see the word spake I always read it as spank and it always cases high levels of awkwardness…

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 19, 2011

Verily I likest thou not for in sooth the word spake kicketh the ass of the word spoke, the word which I assumeth thou wouldst have me use.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 19, 2011

I don't like you because you haven't had that Elizabethan dyslexia tended to yet.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 19, 2011

I don't like you because you're judging me for being lysdexic.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 22, 2011

I don't like you because I feel like it, and you can't do anything about it!

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 24, 2011

I don't like you because you're impulsive and closed-minded.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 27, 2011

I don't like you because you're compulsive and a mind field

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 28, 2011

I don't like you because I read mine field…

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 10, 2011

I don't like you because your fetus tongue looks like a whistle.