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I'm supposed to kill somebody... I don't want to.
I just spent an hour and a half [expletive deleted]ing with Motorola's PC phone tools, because they can't be bothered to make their flash memory readable as external storage. It's quite intentional. They want you to email the pictures to yourself so they can charge you .75 cents each. And after two hours I find out the free version of the program that took a half an hour to download over broadband, and another twenty minutes of updates so it could install a bunch of [expletive deleted] I don't want is also gimped so I can't remove images with it. No "shareware" warning before started downloading like a decent company would have done, just a missing icon. Not even grayed out. Not there at all. If I want that "feature" I'm gonna have to buy a 50 dollar software suite. [expletive deleted].
Flash memory is plug and play / drag and drop. Motorola intentionally made their product difficult to use and wasted two [expletive deleted] hours of my life so they could pitch me more [expletive deleted]ty software.
Welcome Motorola, to my personal boycott list. Have fun down there with AOL, Cell One, Wells Fargo and Walmart. Rot in hell.
Y'know what? If by some bizzare coincidence the mission is to bomb the software design department of Motorola, I will do it for fucking free.
Pictures tomorrow night. I'll borrow a camera from work.
Ever seen the film "the tuxedo?"
That movie was actually training propaganda from a secret organization buried in the foothills of Nevada. Don't trust ANYONE. The only person who can help you now is Jackie Chan…or Charlton Heston…cuz, ya know..all the guns and stuff…
Jennifer Love Hewitt might also be of service.
I still think you should take the little box apart.
1)It's something expensive, and you've voided the warranty. The whole thing is called off, and They come back, to reclaim their gear. Not wanting to toss their precious little box 'to the wolves', especially if They will not be able to get their money back.
(It looks like it was designed in the 80's, on from some backwards country, where stickers are still cool. They're obviously cheap.)
2)It explodes, and you've given your life to save another. Nobody will remember you, but it's better to not be remembered as a caring hero, than to not be remembered as a sleeper agent/murdererer-er.
3)The suit explodes.
4)Everything explodes.
5)It's a garage door opener, and by breaking it, you've trapped your new spy car under the park, forever.
But, in all seriousness.
Pop it open.
Oooo!
I know what it is! A laser blazer!
the box is a small transmitter used for garage doors and I just forgot what it was called. but it is a small range transmitter use for low wattage devices.
Well that's signifigantly less interesting. What am I doing with someone's garage door opener?…
I'd take it around the neighborhood and try it at each house with a garage, but I might piss someone off if it worked.
Am I the only one interested in where I can find the movie/series where she wears this outfit? Or at least more pictures?
I think she probably wore it just for the one photo shoot.
Also, why not go around the neighbourhood? They won't be pissed off if you go like 'Hey, I found your garagedoor opener!'
But what if they didn't loose it? I mean are these things like keyed to a special frequency, or could it "accidentally" open someone's garage door? I don't want them to think I'm trying to steal their snow machines or something.
But what if they didn't loose it? I mean are these things like keyed to a special frequency, or could it "accidentally" open someone's garage door?I'd think it would have to be keyed to a certain frequency. Otherwise everyone would be opening their neighbors' garages constantly.
If it's a generic short range transmitter, I still fancy the possibility that it operates the suit. ;) (Push the button… Push it! How can you not push it already?! )
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