If at first you don't succed (2.0)

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 9, 2009

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…dust to dust, you,ve been cremated so get over it.


outside a dog…

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 9, 2009

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Are fleas

It's not the size of a dog in a fight…

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 9, 2009

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….but that is one really big dog.


I am the…

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 10, 2009

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Funny talky person!

The grass is…

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 10, 2009

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getting out of control! D: Call then neighbor kid! Dx


One small step for man…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 10, 2009

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Is equal to 1/10 a Gaint's small step.

Don't taze…

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

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your grandma.



Revenge is a dish best served…

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

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…with a side order of minced enemy.


when all else fails…

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

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… go with suicide.


If caught red-handed…

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

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wash 'em! :3

Somewhere over the rainbow…

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 11, 2009

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…an airplane is losing altitude.


a man's best friend…

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

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We'll betray them for 20 pieces of silver.

Don't look a…

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

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…chainsaw maniac in the face and say he has bad breath.

Outside a dog…

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

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Is more appealing to the eyes then then inside.

Sometimes you have to fight fire with…

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 12, 2009

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A fire extinguisher.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I…

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

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use google maps.

Uncle Sam wants…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

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YOUR MOM LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL CLEVER HUMOR.

To be or…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

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doobie? Is that a question?


(along this train of thought)


Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 12, 2009

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cocktail parties

Two sides of the…

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 13, 2009

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…universe.

People in glass houses…

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 13, 2009

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tend to be safe from birds.

You can't kill two birds…

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 14, 2009

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if you don't try.

Time to roll the…

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 14, 2009

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roll in rock'n'roll

There is no I in…

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

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ego.

A spoon full of sugar…

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 15, 2009

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has 25 calories.



If you can't beat em…