Thread "If at first you don't succeed..." in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

it's up to you to finish the famous quote with something witty.

For example:

If at first you don't succeed:

Take more Steroids.
Get another job.
punch him in the face.

and so on

The first person Says "If at first you don't Succeed…"

The second person answers, and then says the quote again for the next person to finish it.

Ready?

Okay!

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

rape a different lamp.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Take out the nun…

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

you must really suck.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Try a different spoon.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

slap harder!!

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Check for loopholes in the contract.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

SELL SELL SELL!!!
shit…
BUY BUY BUY!!!

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Try a higher bridge.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Put it where the gnomes cannot find it.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Try blaming your friend next time.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

You probably never will.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Give up and go home.

If at first you don't succeed.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Tell it to sombody who cares.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Get to your corner and cry…

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

you got "powned".

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Increase the Dosage

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

hump it.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Maybe the next batch will carry the poison.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

killself kthxbi. lol stole myxo's quote

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

try a stronger dose of poison.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

You're obviously a failure at life.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

You put us all in jeopardy…thanks you butter fingers!

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Try a sharper knife.

If at first you don't succeed…

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Try again, but this time with feeling.

If at first you don't succeed…