Dear Santa,
How are things at the North Pole?
I hope the elves are working hard with Christmas fast approaching.
Has Mrs Claus been cooking some yummy dishes?
I bet she has. You always seem so pleasantly plump.
I was wondering…
I know I have been good this year…
I have worked hard and have taken care of my family helping with doing chores around the house and taking out the trash…
My hope this year is that Gwen doesn't get all the toys since its her second Christmas but her first one where she actually can open gifts and play with them.
I know I don't want much but I am hoping if you can…
I wish for a XBox 360 or a Drawing Tablet.
If you can't… I understand.
Sincerely,
TheMidge28
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Letters to Santa Thread...
Dear Santa,
it's been a while, hasn't it? Almost a year, even. How've you been? Well, I hope. And Mrs. Santa? Say hello to her from me! Oh, and to the elves! They must be having a field day at the factory this time of year.
I'm doing well enough, I'd say. I've been a good man, done nothing wrong, took care of my fellow humanitarians, gave money to charity, etc. But sometimes, you know, it feels like I'm only giving. It's always giving. I bet you know exactly how that feels. But you get milk and cookies every now and then…I wish someone would give me some molk or cookies. Or another controller for my 360. Or maybe a PS3. You know? Some recognition! I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
Anyways, that's it for me. Have a great Christmas this year, say hi to the reindeer, and do come by to visit me when you find the time.
Best regards,
Rutger.
Dear Santa,
Hi! How are you? I'm doing just great myself, doing very great this year actually, and I was woundering if I could have the following things for X-Mas;
1. Eve figure form Apple Geeks.
2. Some new copic markers.
3. A class ring.
4. Some new pants.
5. Selected comics that I love.
6. Sweaters for my puppy Sammy.
7. Some new CD's and DVD's
And Money.
Thanks Santa!
-Crazyninny
Dear Old Fat man in a Red Suit.
you sonovabitch.
you corporate guilt ho ho ho.
go eat your milk and cookies, fatty.
as for me…gimme a coal mine.
I'll make due with a coal mine…and all the mineral rights that go with it.
Thanks.
Mr.Shane Ronzio
p.s.
my goal is to have that big red bag of yours filled with toys that I design.
B)
Dear Old Fat man in a Red Suit.
you sonovabitch.
you corporate guilt ho ho ho.
go eat your milk and cookies, fatty.
as for me…gimme a coal mine.
I'll make due with a coal mine…and all the mineral rights that go with it.
Thanks.
Mr.Shane Ronzio
p.s.
my goal is to have that big red bag of yours filled with toys that I design.
B)
Your the guy that sits on top of his roof on the night of X-Mas Eve with a shot gun, just waiting for the Fat Man, aren't ja? XD
Your the guy that sits on top of his roof on the night of X-Mas Eve with a shot gun, just waiting for the Fat Man, aren't ja? XD
http://www.commissionedcomic.com
Kill the crazy fat guy.
Dear Santa,
I think you missed my house last year. Maybe my street was a long way down the list and you intended to call in on the way back but then ran out of time. Whatever the reason, the mince pies I left out for Rudolph are still there.
They're getting a bit hard now so perhaps you could make sure you come and get them this time. Oh, and we left you a glass of sherry, too, but I drank that. (Well, we had the neighbours in on Boxing Day and not enough glasses to go round …)
Anyway, we still live at the same address, so you can just leave the Porsche in the garage at the back. Next to the Ferrari you were supposed to bring last year.
Oh, and if it helps, you needn't leave anything for the Johnsons at No. 32. They've been naughty and keep putting recyclable rubbish in their non-recyclable bin, so they really don't deserve anything this year.
Many thanks,
DAJB.
P.S. Can you ask Rudoph to dip his nose-light when he gets to our street? It's so bright it tends to wake up all the kids and it can be murder trying to get them back to sleep.
Dear Father Christmas
I hav bin veri gud this yeer an for christmas i wud like a deth fortes an a narmy of death bots wif wich to enslave all worldly nations also cud you plese crush my enemis lik bugs plese?
i want a new tedy bear as wel cus this one smels of wee
fank you
little billy age five and three quarters.
Ho-Ho-Ho!!!
Hello Everyone!
Its so good to be able to talk to all of you!
@ shane…why do you hate me so much?
Is it because that one year when you were 8 and beat up little Billy down the street and expected to get that Megatron Transformer for Christmas and all you got was underwear? Now seriously Shane…what did you expect? You never even apologized to little Billy. But you know what Billy got…yup! A Megatron Transformer! Sucks doesn't it!
Well I hope to respond to everyone and I hope you all have a very merry holiday!!!!
HO-HO-HO!!!!
Dear Australian Santa,
Stop being a heartless bastard and have the will to kick political correctness in the face and say "ho ho ho", instead of the watered down "ha ha ha."
- Myxo.
Dear Strange fat man who breaks into peoples homes,
Sorry, I never believed in you. Though there will be no cookies and warm milk waiting for you and I doubt I'll be asleep by midnight on Christmas eve, I ask for only one thing. Doom. Not the game. Just Doom.
Sincerely,
kitty17
Ps, Can you put it in a box, wrap it up and place a pretty little bow on it? kthxbi
All Hail Santa, Benevolent Giver of Gifts and Distributor of Coal-Based Punishments!
We thank you, Santa, for watching us, even in our most intimate moments. For using your infinite wisdom to judge us, to list us, and to check that list at least twice per year.
You are wise, Santa, and you are good. We give thanks each year to your benevolence, with sacrifices of baked goods and cow excretions on the night of your blessed arrival. Please take these gifts, for they are our love.
But woe be unto the non-believers, the liars, the deceiters, in short: The Naughty. Naughty they are, and theirs is a gift that is no gift at all; but a warning! Yea, the black coal; each year one piece to be distributed to the naughty, until the day they acquire enough to burn them alive with! Beware yourselves, you Naughty ones, for if you doubt the power of Santa, it will not only be chestnuts roasting on your open fire…
Hail Santa,
Reverand Shane B. Woodis
First Church of Santa
Dover, NJ
PS: I want a wacom tablet.
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