But Ody, you ARE…oh, well.
Let me fix that for you.
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thats trueBut I gave it a name!*Steps aside* Hey! Who funded your casino and E-Bum? *adorable face*I did ,*prepares to launch into long rambling story spanning several years* well e-Bum was founded when I tried to sell a 25-foot Casino sign during the previous game when I realised that people would trade a lot for said sign so I set up a storage/transaction facility in my box and ta-da e-Bum was born, and the casino? most of it came with the box.
*uses death ray to stun waff**waff takes 350 damage from leaderofstars attack and is stunned* *waff being stunned activates passive hobotech: abstracted thought* *waff is able to use basic hobotechs*
hakoshen, my campaign is so sophisticated that I am not only going to deny you a job in the mafia game by getting more votes, I'm deliberately trying to cost you your job in real life too!
You can't promise a mecha in every garage? Well I can!
And golden trees with diamond apples that taste like candy floss and cause instant wieght loss!
Super mind powers for all!
Taxes so low that the government pays YOU just to shut the hell up!
Woohoo!
Some moron once said "those who sacrifice security for feardom deserve niether".
What a douche bag! Just because of that, I'm deliberately going to completely deny freedom and security to everyone!
Now thats what I called politics!
*attacks waff with Molotov cocktails**waff takes 25 damage from leaderofstars attack* *waff is now on fire* *being on fire has cured waff of stunning* *waff consumes item:barbacued chicken, waff regains 400 life* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 5 modify* *waff modify his missle launcher attachment to launch incendiary missles*
That sounds nice and all, Harkovast…but honestly, with Hakoshen sporting that moustache/goatee ensemble, I don't know how anyone can stand against him.
I mean, do you SEE that man's facial hair? Ladies love it! Men want to BE it! And when residents tuck their children in at night, you know it's looking benevolently down on them from above, because he's in the attic looking through a system of small holes he has poked in the ceiling for the purpose of surveillance.
It gives you a feeling of safety.
*waff takes 25 damage from leaderofstars attack* *waff is now on fire* *being on fire has cured waff of stunning* *waff consumes item:barbacued chicken, waff regains 400 life* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 5 modify* *waff modify his missle launcher attachment to launch incendiary missles*
Do you actually play the tabletop battletech or what?
People, what mad, LSD induced hallucination is Harkovast's campaign based off of? This man LOVES peace. He loves it! He fights for justice and equality! He helps old ladies cross the street!
Oh, what a tangled mess of lies and deciet you spread, and all in the name of restoring order. Shameful. If we were all skinny, then we would all compete endlessly to see who has the hottest body and nothing would be accomplished.
And what good is a society where every man is king and every king a mech pilot? Why, it's one of serenity and eutopia! With super ESP powers, all life would cease within minutes as a well meaning but misguided Samaritan wills the sun to go super nova.
However, picture all that power consolidated into one man. Picture all that destruction collapsed into one hand, and then unleashed in a steady flow to all who stand before you. That is what I promise. True, you wont have a mech in your garage, but you'll have five mechs at your disposal once I put you on the front lines! And isn't that what you really want people? Free ammo reloads. Free fuel. And all the targets you can point a reticule at. Ah *inhales* nothing like the smell of beam cannons in the morning.
Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.
Hakoshen 09.
*flips off you all off while drinking a sprite**waff consumes item:energy drink waff can use 2 actions this turn* bugger your evasion is too high los I will have fix that.*waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 4 attachment* *waff attaches solar powered flood to box-mecha and activates it* *leaderofstars evasion is reduced* *CAUTION:solar powered floodlight will fall off in 3 turns* *waff uses attachment:'incendiary' missle launcher: waff launches incendiary missles at leaderofstars*.
actually no I don't, I base my battle type posts on what a final fantasy batlle would be like if it was text based but I substitute HOBOTECHs and MECHTECHs for skills and magic.*waff takes 25 damage from leaderofstars attack* *waff is now on fire* *being on fire has cured waff of stunning* *waff consumes item:barbacued chicken, waff regains 400 life* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 5 modify* *waff modify his missle launcher attachment to launch incendiary missles*
Do you actually play the tabletop battletech or what?
I don't know how anyone can stand against him.
You dubbed me a nobody in the 7th grade. Does that mean I stand a chance?
And when residents tuck their children in at night, you know it's looking benevolently down on them from above, because he's in the attic looking through a system of small holes he has poked in the ceiling for the purpose of surveillance.
XD
*throws minions at the missiles**1 minion misses a missle and leaderofstars takes 75 damage* *leaderofstars is now on fire* *waff takes 25 damage from being on fire* *waff uses mech attachment: 'incendiary' missle launcher* *waff fires missles at leaderofstars* *attached solar powered floodlight is activated and reduces leaderofstars evasion* *CAUTION:2 turns until solar powered floodlight falls off*
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go niccea
You dubbed me a nobody in the 7th grade. Does that mean I stand a chance?
You'll have to undergo a DBZ-esque training session for twenty-six episodes before you even stand a chance at standing a chance.
Edit II: You're right, upon prompting I can totally remember middle school.
Also, high school doesn't count unless you routinely battled dudes with facial hair in frenzied races for political offices. Did you?
That was called High SchoolYou dubbed me a nobody in the 7th grade. Does that mean I stand a chance?
You'll have to undergo a DBZ-esque training session for twenty-six episodes before you even stand a chance at standing a chance.
And I remember tons of stuff. I remember tricking Mrs. White to give both of us a job that only needed one person.
"Ochi, go deliver this sheet of paper to the office."
"Can Niccea come too?"
"Sure."
"Nobody likes me."
"I like you"
"Exactly! You are nobody!"
Remember getting markers thrown at us…and the banana pencil!
And a strange feeling that I hated European settlers…
And everything got thrown of a bridge.
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