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I would really prefer for people not to lynch our pardoner *stern face*

Well, if he is mafia, better to lynch him now than to wait around until he pardons other mafia.

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voting is closed narration will follow

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I didn't even get a chance to argue for myself! stupid work. stupid gym. besides how can i pardon mafia if i dont know hwo to pardon at all?

plus i mean. i me, how can i be a monster? just trust me.

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TFGM monkey sent me a message saying whoever was attacked by the ghoul and the vampire was Van Helsing.

Since I'm dead now, I attacked TFGM.

Make of that what you will.

(If I am going down, I might as well take something with you!)

BYE BYE!
But you're the alpha-male, silly!

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besides how can i pardon mafia if i dont know hwo to pardon at all?
*facepalm* anyone else want to field this one?

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TFGM monkey sent me a message saying whoever was attacked by the ghoul and the vampire was Van Helsing.

Since I'm dead now, I attacked TFGM.

Make of that what you will.

(If I am going down, I might as well take something with you!)

BYE BYE!

I CALL SHANAGINS!!! If he was the van helsing, he would have recruited me, and i wasnt recruited! So NEH! :p

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Hark that is silly. First off no one would recruit the person saying, "Recruit me." Secoundly I would have picked random if I could recruit. And finally Van check me out I'm not afriad to show you the nekkid truth that I am a townie still D:

Damn you hark! If you were the vampire you would have been able to turn me. I'm not saying which item I did choose but the garlic wasn't it ;D

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Day 2

It was not a very exciting night though much had happened and people wanted answers. The detective had left with the mafia and the Van Helsing was busy with being more of a vigilante so it was up to them.

“Does this piece go here?”

“No, you should start at the corners first and work your way in.”

“Ohhhh… Gotcha. This looking right?”

“YES. It does! This must mean… It was Hakoshen! In the parlor! With a knife!” yelled Harkovast.

“TROUBLE! The butler must’ve done it! It must be Seventy2!” yelled Hakoshen.

“Guys! Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?!” asked the mayor desperate.

“It was YOU!” said Exzachly pointing an accusational finger at Harkovast.

“Who ME?” replied Hark stunned. “Couldn’t be! Read Harkovast!”

“Then WHO?!” cried everyone in unison.

“Jenga!” said Seventy2 disrupting the tense board game themed moment.

The townsfolk searched for this ‘Jenga’ but as none was to be found they thought to take out their frustrations on the pardoner for even suggesting such a thing.

“H-hey! Wait! Uno or something!” pleaded Seventy2. “C’mon, I’m not that great at this game yet! Give a guy a break!”

But the townsfolk refused, setting up a deadly game of hangman. The word was Honorificabilitudinitatibus- a latin word meaning honor.

[spoiler]Seventy2 the honorable pardoner and Scary Movie Fan is DEAD[/spoiler]

“Ah ff–iznak”

“D_Dude is going to kill us…”

“No, I believe the monsters will get us first…”

“This bites…”

“Wait, NOW I get it…”

And a many a face plams later the townspeople left for home to lock their doors and windows and wait for night to be over…
Day 2 is over
Night 2 begins!

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last minuters i shake my fist at you but you did make it in time- also hark, it ain't over till it's over.

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Wait what? Hark won the popularity vote.

Didn't he?

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If you bastards turned on me, i swear you'll live to regret it.

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Wait what? Hark won the popularity vote.

Didn't he?
I'm curious now. I want to know if he is a monster. Van I'm hoping you checked me out during the day so check Hark out tonight.

Lets see if it was just hark being crazy agian

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What? How the hell am I not dead? I was losing the election the last time I checked.
That's kinda weird!
Wooohooo!
*does a little alive dance*

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All according to plan.

Insert… laugh.

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last minuters i shake my fist at you but you did make it in time- also hark, it ain't over till it's over.
Nice nar by the way I lulz.

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All according to plan.

the best layed plans of mice and men my friend…

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I'm too damn pretty to check.
Come on you cowards!
I am the vampire king! I don't need checking!
I need staking!

BWAHAHAHAH!

Go on, I dare ya!
I saw Van Helsing the movie….IT WAS RUBISH!

CGI nonsense!
Hugh Jackman sexiest man alive? Hairy git in a hat more like!

BRING IT ON!

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All according to plan.
Yes! Plan awesome sauce worked. You better turn me tonight hak.

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Don't try to turn me, because it turns out I'm a vampire and I will bite you!
BWahahah!

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:(

and i knew….i knew it all.

i can't believe you jerks.

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I'm feeling really negative tonight. I need something to cheer me up.
I have this over whelming sense of doom!

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Wait what? Hark won the popularity vote.

Didn't he?

Nah, I was one of the "last minuters".

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Hey, nice job you guys! We managed to lynch one of our scary movie fans for no reason whatsoever!

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