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Mafia XXIX: Heroes of townstoria
Night narration 2
Its a little late… again. Just broke up with my girlfriend. :(. No pity please. Id prefere to laugh at the minute.
A rotting smell lingered in the air. A demon soldier waited patiently on the head of knights making his exit from the castle. Another demon approached. "Stalking someone?" They turned around to face the other demon assessing their intentions
"This kill is mine. I have been instructed by our lord to end him."
"Your lord requests otherwise"
The second demon said fixing their blade.
"Do you wish to watch or are you merely simple?"
"I wish to watch. If you don't mind."
"Fine. But hid yourself."
The second demon hid in the shadows. Waiting for the perfect moment they pulled a dagger and threw it as hard as they could. It cut straight into the first demons brain. It fell to the ground lifelessly. The second demon hid the body in the undergrowth and disappeared into the night.
[spoiler]Ochi the demonic soldier has been killed[/spoiler]
The hero wandered the streets. After being killed the previous night they had one thing on their mind. Getting even. Someone was watching them from the roof tops. They also had one thing in mind. The hero sensed someone following them. They looked towards the roof. A silhouette appeared from the light of the moon. The silent assassin had been following them. The assassin left down from the roof with their blade ready to gut their prey. The hero pulled their sword from the scabbard readying for combat. The assassin swipped violently at the hero as they swung their sword countering their attackers. The silent assassin swung their dagger towards the heros head. They ducked, the silent assassin was blinded by the heroes long hair. They swung their palm into the assassins torso. "With my sacred blade i banish you back to hell demon!" They swung their blade as hard as they could into the side of the assassin. Cutting right through their ribs. The assassin fell, their body began to spill out most of its blood.
[spoiler]Niccea the silent assassin is dead[/spoiler]
Hakoshen wandered around his home. It was quiet. He didnt really care about what was going on outside. Aslong as it didnt come his way. A noise came from his kitchen. The big hairy man was standing by his pantry. "What the hell are you doing in my pantry!? Get out before I pull that rediculous beard from your face!" He ran out of his house. Hakoshen locked the doors and went back to relaxing.
1000 viking frogs mounted on miniature unicorns sang the anvil chorus as the night air became filled with the stench of blood. The head of knights ran to investigate this strange scene. "Hmmm. What the! Frogs on mini unicorns? What did they put in that banquet?!" The shadow magician appeared infront of him. "Interesting trick isnt it? Ive formed the shadows into this scene. I knew you'd be drawn here." "You! You should have lay low after escaping the lynch. You could have been free. But i guess im going to have to end you." The shadow magician pulled a knife from their belt. "Or perhaps I will be the one to end you?" He lunged forward. A man in black armor appeared from nowhere and restrained the shadow magician. "Get him!" He yelled as the magician attempted to struggle free. The head of knights lunged his blade through the heart of the magician. They collapsed. Their body began to fade to shadow. "It… looks like… someone sold out."
[spoiler]Salsa the shadow magician is dead[/spoiler]
A dancing demon approached the scene. "Oh… I see. Ill just. Be on my way."
Elsewhere 1337 sat down to enjoy a late night snack. His window began to rattle. Someone approached him. "Nice snack you got here." 1337 went for a metal pipe he kept by the door. "Get your hands off my sandwich." The demon set it down. "Oh. Im not interested in this. I ment you!" The demon held him down and chewed out his heart. 1337 screamed as his blood covered the room. There was nothing he could do.
[spoiler]I am the 1337 master the townie has been chewed up[/spoiler]
I suppose I could remark on the fact that one should not be aware, days in advance, that one is to be betrayed; it rather spoils the flavor of surprise that one would suppose attendant to such an event.
But mine nobly remains as always a generous and tender soul; I pray therefore that my dear comrades continue eternally to be graced with such fortunate timing, as it is good to have something upon which to rely.
<3
How the town is winning this is completely beyond me. It should be impossible for the demons to loose but they're loosing anyways. This calls for a behind the scenes explanation, once the game is over.
We're not out of the woods yet, though. Despite having rid us of 4 baddies, there are still 5 left. At least we got the ones who had two lives and could kill twice. Now we're going to have a day that's going to end with a second lynch cancel, followed by a pro-townie sacrifice.
…then comes the third night…
eaten…alive…
wanna know something funny a friend told me?
"When I die I want to be cremated. But before they burn my body I want them to cut me open and stuff me full of popcorn kernels. Then in the incinerator will get filled with popcorn and it'll be fun."
and I think he'll do it.
Someone die like that this game.
Well this is 1337 signing off.
-the dead 1337 master
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