Thread "Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Day Two Narrative!

Harkovast and Hakoshen stood next to the gallows. The crowd of angry townies surrounded them. "You two are accused of being mafia. How do you plead?" ask Product Placement. "Fear me primitive mortals for I am the Future Godfather!" shouted Hak as he drew a light saber and started to swing it around. Not to be out done Harkovast summoned his energy sword and proceeded to swing it around while shouting, "I am the patron saint of pointing fingers! Now my fingers point to Harkovast the webcomic!" The crowd was stunned.

PP knew that no one could get near them safely. So he hatched an ingenius plot. "Hark! Hakoshen gave one of your pages a one!" PP shouted. "HE DID WHAT?!" shouted an angry Hark as he flung himself at Hakoshen. An epic battle the likes that Townston had never seen unfolded as the two master swordsmen clashed. This was a battle so epic it could not be described by words and for that reason we are skipping it.

The two swordsmen could barly move. They were exhausted from all the things that wen on in the battle that can not be discribed. It was at this point the townies tied the rope around the criminals necks. "Any last words?" Product asked. "All of..that fight was..an advertisement for 'Harkovast'," Hark said inbetween labored breaths. "And you Future Godfather?" PP asked Hakoshen. "I have one confession to make. I'm not just the Future Godfather I'm also a pathological liar!" he said with a grin. "Wait what?" Product asked bewildered. A townie thinking Product said pull the lever, pulled the lever. Hark and Hak's bodys dropped.

[Spoiler]Harkovast the Paranoid is dead.
Hakoshen the Townie is dead.[/spoiler]

Day Two is OVER
Night Two has BEGUN!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Well, it was fun to be back. For the little while it lasted!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

I've never seen a player prove his guilt more than PoorBoyBlues. He did a last minute vote switch to make sure that Hark would die instead of Kroatz.

Which is funny because he voted to have me lynched for voting to lynch Hark.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Man that light saber clue was just way to eas…oh wait…oops. Sorry Hakoshen.
*Casualy steals all of Hakoshen's money*
What, he dosn't need it now.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

[Spoiler]Harkovast the Paranoid is dead.
Hakoshen the Townie is dead.[/spoiler]

Well um…shit guys… this is embarrassing…
Ah well! *loots weapons* BOO YAY A LIGHT SABER! Aaaaaand with that I'm going to bed.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

-loots the corpses for anything left behind-
…Whats this?

-puts the loot back on Hark-

I did not want boxers.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

aw, no hats. sorry guys.

oh mr bush… you were ever so witty.

i would've thought to blame shirkersama since his comic has a duck with a lightsaber duel in it but hes innocent on an account of it being on the 6 page and the 5th page is the cutoff for clues, i believe. so i jumped wagon, because wagon jumping is fun. anyone want a free bandwagon cupcake?

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

I voted for hark because I usually do. And I voted for poorboyblues because of your listed reasons, PP. (I also couldn't change my vote at work.)

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Well I didn't see your post where you said that we should lynch Kroatz until after the cutoff so sorry Hak and Hark. :/

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

aw, no hats. sorry guys.

oh mr bush… you were ever so witty.

i would've thought to blame shirkersama since his comic has a duck with a lightsaber duel in it but hes innocent on an account of it being on the 6 page and the 5th page is the cutoff for clues, i believe. so i jumped wagon, because wagon jumping is fun. anyone want a free bandwagon cupcake?

I'll take one please. And thank you for defending and accusing me simultaniuously.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

aw, no hats. sorry guys.

oh mr bush… you were ever so witty.

i would've thought to blame shirkersama since his comic has a duck with a lightsaber duel in it but hes innocent on an account of it being on the 6 page and the 5th page is the cutoff for clues, i believe. so i jumped wagon, because wagon jumping is fun. anyone want a free bandwagon cupcake?

I'll take one please. And thank you for defending and accusing me simultaniuously.

Me too! Also, so you make sweet tea by any chance?

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

I'll take one please. And thank you for defending and accusing me simultaniuously.

here you are. one vanilla/white chocolate red velvet cupcake!

and i'm really good at the whole defending and accusing simultaniuously thing. its a gift. a sometimes really confusing gift.

Me too! Also, so you make sweet tea by any chance?

yups! along with a bunch of earl greys, and mint teas. and normal ice tea of course.

lets see… you can have a german chocolate cupcake with the traditional coconut frosting!

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

heh heh heh… dumbarse townfolk… lynchin' one of there own… heh heh heh

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Says the hanged man.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

I didn't say all of them were dumb. Just two or three… one or two… one… none. They're actually pretty smart… actually…

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

You know how I like to play it lose and wild with the dead line and narrative times. Will I'm doing it agian! This time all everthing is being moved one hour early. Due on the account of celebration of my acception to UC Davis.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Congrats mate. To celebrate, you can fight Zero in an airsoft battle.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Congrats mate. To celebrate, you can fight Zero in an airsoft battle.

If I didn't have to go to bed right now so I can wait up early to study for an Anthopoly test that I'm totally not ready for I would totally draw a pic with my face all stary eyed and happy.

Also I'd draw myself on a mountain of salman sushi shouted at everyone that all your salman sushi belongs to me. Cause that is what I'm going to do tomorrow. Go to an asian buffet and eating all the salman sushi. Then stalking the sushi chef until he makes more.

And now to bed!

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 7, 2010

Just remember not to let the chef monologue, if he does, you're probably in for a world of hurt.

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 8, 2010

Damn, the paranoid is gone. Wait, HARK THE PARANOID!!! Ironic, isn't it? :p

Posted at 12:04AM, Apr. 8, 2010

Yay,I didn't die!
Thank you guys, and god bless us all!

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 8, 2010

Random it aint paranoia if you are all really out to get me!

But I was proved right! I told you I was mafia and…oh wait…

Ah well, at least I can rest in the knowledge that I, alone amongst all mafia players, has never been lynched. Not even once. God bless my popularity and ability to ignore facts I don't like.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 8, 2010

Ah well, at least I can rest in the knowledge that I, alone amongst all mafia players, has never been lynched. Not even once. God bless my popularity and ability to ignore facts I don't like.

Uh… Well.. um, you see, the… the… you actually… um…

Yeah congratulations on that…

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 8, 2010

I want to post soo many things but at the same time i dont.

Also probibly shouldnt have just went with the flow on that.