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Narration Day 2
As the sun set, it became clear who the town had focused their intense hate upon. Hark was sleeping in when he heard a knock on his door. He opened it to see Maru's smiling face "Hi sir!" she said up to him, "I regret to inform you you have been selected to be lynched today." Harks jaw fell. "your here… to kill me?!" Hark shouted. "NO NO NO NO NO!" Maru stammered, "I am the distraction!" Before what she had said even sunk in, Hark was tackled from behind and tied up by Same. "BURN HIM! BURN HIM!" Same cackled. "Dude chill out…" Mett said, eying Same nervously.
Hark was brought to the new "Jninjashadow memorial gallows" which was no where near as impressive as it sounded. The town chucked Hark onto the stage and gently placed the noose over his head. Rokulily gave the set up a hard look. She examined every detail. "Yep. THAT'LL DO IT!" Rokulily took center stage and maru stood a few steps behind her. "Hark, you stand accused of being dead, how do you plead?" Hark stared unamused at the crowd. "This is racist!" Hark bellowed. Maru was the first to ask "But… you said YOU were racist." "Yeah! You're racist against racists!" the town was dumbstruck by this. The executioner shrugged and put his hand on the lever, and prepared to pull.
[spoiler]Salsa told him to wait[/spoiler]
The town stared daggers at Salsa. "Just think, can you even hang a zombie? Will that work?" before the town could consider his point a low hum began to emanate over the town. People looked left and right for the source, it was alwinbot who first noticed it. "Oh… my… GOD…" He pointed to a dust cloud that was forming over the horizon. The entire undead staff of the Parasol mansion came running into town. Someone yelled to scatter and no one thought twice about it. The swarm engulfed the gallow, and Hark with it. Before he was swallowed into the green tide he shouted out "READ HARKOVAAAAAAAST!" he disappeared into the hoard. As quickly as it appeared, the zombie rabble left. All that remained of them was the memorial plate from the gallows and Harks beaten form. Besides some shoe prints and bruises, he was ok. Hark let out a long whine of pain, "Oooooouuuuuuuch."
[spoiler]Case 0 canceled the lynch[/spoiler]

Night 3 rears its ugly head! here's some motivation zombs;

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Wait, why did Salsa tell him to wait? The rope would have snapped his neck, stopping the brain from receiving the impulses! Of course it would work! Well, at least we now know he isn't on our side, but this gives him an extra night. Things are not going well, not at all. I need to go solve some clues, and priest? Please contact me, I don't feel safe now.

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I would enter this draw off. If I wasn't dead. (And had a flippin clue what was going on. Being dead tends to make one loose interest in the affairs of the living)

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Actually Same, it already has been made in another thread. So, what about my art has been improving?

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Case 0 canceled the lynch
right on cue

alright if the vigilante would please target hark i would be very grateful. i've got the word that gullas has already been targeted so if the man from parasol please find some one who did not vote and target away.

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-throws a pokeball at random people-

… Faulty japanese devices…

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If you don't like 3days grace ur a noob I iz hitler I force my ideologies on everyone!

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I don't care which vigilante I am talking to, just, can one of you kill Rengishi? He's starting to get on my nerves. Lots.

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Curses.. I use…

-Zeph falls asleep from narcolepsy potion-

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Just chill bro,I'll cool down,like now

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If you don't like 3days grace ur a noob I iz hitler I force my ideologies on everyone!

Where'd that come from?
The troll is just being obvious. Ignore him.

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Wait, why did Salsa tell him to wait? The rope would have snapped his neck, stopping the brain from receiving the impulses! Of course it would work! Well, at least we now know he isn't on our side, but this gives him an extra night. Things are not going well, not at all. I need to go solve some clues, and priest? Please contact me, I don't feel safe now.

cause everyone knows the only sure way to kill a zombie is to vaporize him, with multi-terawatt lasers and plasma cannons (short ranged, but good enough to hit a restrained vict- I mean still target)

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Wait, why did Salsa tell him to wait? The rope would have snapped his neck, stopping the brain from receiving the impulses! Of course it would work! Well, at least we now know he isn't on our side, but this gives him an extra night. Things are not going well, not at all. I need to go solve some clues, and priest? Please contact me, I don't feel safe now.

cause everyone knows the only sure way to kill a zombie is to vaporize him, with multi-terawatt lasers and plasma cannons (short ranged, but good enough to hit a restrained vict- I mean still target)

Everyone knows you need 20,000 ziggywatts for a zombie vaporization laser cannon.

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Alright you stupid bastards, I guess I didn't make my point yet. Stop your damn Nazi jokes.

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Ah. Anti-Semitism. Now to lighten the mood.

So innocent on his way to hell.
A sweet boy. with a mustache inspired from Charlie Chaplin.

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Ah. Anti-Semitism. Now to lighten the mood.

Even he looks a little offended. But in a shiny way.

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